As a boy the erotic paintings of all these almost nude tortured saints in Catholic Churches everywhere in Europe fascinated me. I wished I could one day hang on the cross, naked in front of a Holy Mess full of praying people, giving the best of my body to a naked girl spread on the altar, embracing my cross between her legs. I'm not a priest and my stinging nettle crown will hurt, but the day I get on that cross in the Church I may perhaps cross Asia on the altar...

The church would become more interesting just like in the past when the religious paintings were the only erotic visual stimulus available to the people. But religion doesn't evolve with technology, otherwise crucifixes would be on batteries or solar energy to make Jesus wrap himself on his cross in great pain, and of course he should be nude instead of the current hypocrite presentation... You see I spent 12 years in Catholic Churches!