And you know what they say about Pennsic, don't you? If you can't get laid there, you can't get laid. I know of at least one Household that is all about polyamory, so it's possible there is one for us, maybe? And, of course, there are the Tuchux at Pennsic: my understanding is that they are Gorean. (And there is a great story about the time they kidnapped the Trimaran queen. Unfortunately for them, she was hypoglycemic and was drinking all their booze-so they offered to pay Trimaris to take her back!)
But yes, it does seem that we are people who don't fit the norms of 20th/21st century America. Maybe we should all just be grateful that we can find homes, whether at royal court, or here.