And seriously... that crap about spelling and grammar and stuff isn't. Isn't crap I mean. It's important if you want to attract intelligent submissives. Why is intelligence important? Because if you're online, well, that's all you really have. It's not important what your partner really looks like... what's important is how erotically she can tell you what she looks like.

The biggest most important sexual organ you have is your brain. That's even truer online.

And it's really hot if you can claim a really big.... vocabulary.