Comming home to my ailing pissy pussy, ive had all day to asssemble a get well quick plan........I gently drag her sleeping ass off the bed......opps sorry about that pissy pussy.didnt mean for you to smack yer head on the floor,,,,,,,,well it will loosen your sinuses i sing...............gets out the gumbo sized buzzard baster and fills it with warm soapy water.............happily start filling yuor tight puckering asshole..................a gallon should do,,,,,,,oh yes,the curling iron!!!
shoves the curling iron up your asshole to keep the water warm,............oh pissy , you'll be better in no time!...........your mouth seems a little dry..........opens your mouth and pours my days pee in your parched mouth ( i saved it dilligently all day for you my love).........you cough and sputter but I hold your mouth shut.............come now pissy pussy we must rehydrate you.............tee dee dee da da la la.............rocks you in my arms..........you'll be okay in no time baby.
good thing im here to look after you.............