ravel ravel quack quack..just a bit from 'Dear Diary'

Finally arriving home I all but ran up the staires. Oh my I had to hurry. My bladder was about to burst ! Stripping off my clothes only took a fem moments and I was soon in the most special place in the world. My bedroom. Getting on all fours I reached under the bed and dragged out my bouncy board as I called it. It was a heavy piece of padded plywood about three feet by three feet square. In the center was my gum drop Triple Bubble butt plug. It was a tall three tiered wonder. Its top knob was like an inch across. The second was one and a half inches and the bottom one was like over two inches across. It was perfect..........