A 9 inch dildo covered in BEN GAY or some sort of heat product for sore joints will give you a jolt & have you dancing around. Alos a lit cigarette unlit end stuck in your hole the let it burn down til it burns you. HINT* If you sit on a toilet while it burns down, you can see the smoke form the cigarette curl up between your legs while the sensation of heat grows more painful with each passing minute! Anyting long with hot sauce on it to go deep inside you & will set your bowels on fire & again have you dancing in pain & humiliated. Try them.