My dear readers should forgive my beloved Pissy Pussy. She always make me out to be so cruel and evil. This is simply not (normally) the case. But I must admit I do have my moments. Is it my fault some one left her on the side of the road as a blob of goo in a used condem?
Sorry Pissy....... A better more loyal sub one could hardly find. She is truely a ray of sunshine in my sometimes drab life. Like the time I made her into a lamp. I write a lot and my old lamp had broken........and here was Pissy melting plastic clothes pins with a magnifying glass............ Oh Pissy havnt you anything better to do? Get over here whore, lay on your back........I made her do a sort head stand and tied her like that. I took the upright part of the lamp in pressed it into her asshole.
It looked so nice. She finally firgured out how to settle down so as not to jiggle the light too much.........alas.....I must have wrred something up wrong,,,for whem I tuurned the switch Pissys ass kinda exploded and all the lights went out in the house. OOPS!!
to be continued......