You don't find me charming? Well, now I'm just heartbroken, I will never be the same <insert sob> Runs off to find a corner to cry in..........
Don't strain yourself too hard.
If I did, strain myself that is, you'd draw me a bath and give me a massage afterwards wouldn't you? Given how charming you want us all to believe you are.
If you love something set it free. If it returns it is yours forever. If it doesn't then find who has it and steal it back. Genibus Nitito Canus