Chat Issues, Etc.

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sits and rocks and rocks.. arms folded under my chest..spittle hanging off my chin.. vacant look in my eyes.. mascara and shadow running down my cheeks.... shouting obscenities at innocent passers by.. stamping feet.. laughing hysterically.. chat is down.. and its that time of the month..... no wonder hubby loaded up his buffalo gun with tranquilizer darts...

*puts a sign around wicker's neck" it says " Free oral for all, just stick it right in"

wicker: i know how you feel. i think we are on the same schedule.

peach: That was so funny i about dumped my computer off my lap!