Quote Originally Posted by nikita
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However, should anyone decide to go this route, this post is worth repeating again, bear in mind it was written with tongue in cheek.

Be Careful What You Stick in Your Arse

[B]Can I put my two bits in? I will anyway, it might save someone's asshole.

1. Don't use anything around your house that can get stuck or lost up your shit pipe

2. Don't use anything you bought from Home Depot

3. Do spend the money to get a small, wide bottom buttplug. For cleanliness purposes, put a condom on it, use real lube, not margerine or baby oil, and work up from there

4. This is not the time to be thrifty. You can't replace an asshole, it's the only one you got...

5. You can surf the net for butt plug pictures. ...
Scores of divorced women will disagree with this point...




(LOL... sorry, couldn't resist that one!)