Dixie, gotta admit, I loved many of the points you made. Honestly, it made me giggle a bit. Because half of it are points I've made over the years. I've been having issues the last few days ordering my thoughts, so I'm sorry if it didn't come out as clearly as I would have hoped.
Anyway, no I don't want to tell people about my sexual life. I would however like to maybe... not have to make up excuses for bruises and various other marks. Meh, doesn't matter all that much really. I'm getting really creative!