The Perfect Dom

[Tojo]

Oh yes I must say I'm quite looking forward to it too Aussiegirl.

As for being good- methinks our spelling & grammar is a little sloppy??


Tojo

[Aussiegirl1]

Oh yes I must say I'm quite looking forward to it too Aussiegirl.

As for being good- methinks our spelling & grammar is a little sloppy??


Tojo

Hmm, yes, I have to agree with you on that one.

Can I blame it on the thought of our meeting making me not able to think straight? Or maybe it is just too late and I should be asleep!

So if I am good from now on and ask nicely, can I still get my chocolate?

[suchaminx]

Tojo

~hugs and smiles~ I especially like your answer to question 12

minx xx

[Woogsbie]

1. Are you a Dom? Yes -- Don't believe me? see the capital at the beginning of my name! Just Kidding!

2. How would you to handle a sub? hmmm..with my hands.

3. What are you like at making coffee first thing in the morning? I do not drink coffee in the morning. But I do have two coffee shops right by my house. *points to a sturdy pair of walking shoes that just happen to be sub-size*

4. What are your views on ice cream? Well, I like vanilla with choco syrup -- french vanilla, preferablly. Very easy to add milk, blend and turn it into a milkshake, as well.

5. What are your views on chocolate? always nice to have a few chocolate treats stashed around for a de

6. How often should a sub be beaten? It depends on the sub, their limits, and the recovery period.

7. When should a sub be given chocolate? to entice a pretty little subbie to sit beside you and smile

8. Do you hide under, or live under a bridge? Nope

9. Do you have strong views on the use of rhubarb? Rhubarb should be used in pies and usually mixed with strawberries. But, contrary to popular belief, they should NOT be used to troubleshoot computer problems!

10. What are your views on bruising? It is nice for a sub to have a colorful bottom

11. Do you have your own teeth? Yes

12. What are your views on CD (chocolate denial)? I think it should be used, as all punishments, when a submissive needs to be taught a lesson to improve her.

13. Do you have a favourite implement? Yes. It is called an U-Extractor. *gives directions to the u's he has extracted throughout the years*

14. If there was a world shortage of chocolate, what would you do? be pleased at myself for having the foresight to stock up on, not only chocolate, but on the ingredients and recipes to make the finest chocolates the world -- No, you do not get directions to these warehouses...only to the one where I store my extracted u's...

15. What is your favourite meal? The one that is prepared for me with love and kindness

16. Would you eat this using your own teeth? *nods* I would -- and would feed it slowly to the lovely that prepared it

17. Wine, women or song? All three.

18. Left or right nipple? Both!

19. What colour cushion do you think a sub should kneel on? Red to match the color *notice there is NOT an extra U* of the sub's bottom

20. Complete the following in any number of words you like; you are a Dom after all. Have sub, will ………… tease!!!

[cariad]

14. If there was a world shortage of chocolate, what would you do? be pleased at myself for having the foresight to stock up on, not only chocolate, but on the ingredients and recipes to make the finest chocolates the world -- No, you do not get directions to these warehouses...only to the one where I store my extracted u's...

Captain Planet has nothing on you Mr W - wow! Actually 'Mr Woogsbie' scans....

Oh - and a big big hug and kiss to congratulate you on your first post in forums and a happy bounce at the idea of seeing you here more often.

cariad



now about those warehouses, I wonder what a girl could do to find out...[/COLOR]

[lily27]

Captain Planet has nothing on you Mr W - wow! Actually 'Mr Woogsbie' scans....

Oh - and a big big hug and kiss to congratulate you on your first post in forums and a happy bounce at the idea of seeing you here more often.

cariad



now about those warehouses, I wonder what a girl could do to find out...

*looks around*

Oh no. Woogs is in here now too?

*quickly edits all previous posts for any words on the forbidden list, and adds as many U's as possible*

[TheKnothead]

1. Are you a Dom?
On Tuesdays and Thursdays I’m kinda dom-ly, the rest of the week is pretty much a crap shoot.

2. How would you to handle a sub?
Simply by always knowing exactly what to do, when and how to do it and carrying it off with the most loving and confident air of authority; however in reality my experiences have varied widely.

3. What are you like at making coffee first thing in the morning?
Coffee is critically important – I delegate that task to no one – ever! Mornings, however are optional.

4. What are your views on ice cream?
A vile substance, highly addictive, best avoided. (especially Pistachio Nut)

5. What are your views on chocolate?
I have found that chocolate is probably the best motivational tool ever invented.

6. How often should a sub be beaten?
Only when she insists on making the coffee.

7. When should a sub be given chocolate?
Every fifth time it is requested, unless you can actually afford it more often; the rest of the time you must rely on your other skills.

8. Do you hide under, or live under a bridge?
Not currently, but it is a goal.

9. Do you have strong views on the use of rhubarb?
Yes! (…mix with strawberries and bake in a pie—delicious).

10. What are your views on bruising?
Ha! My ego has thus far proven itself to be bullet proof.

11. Do you have your own teeth?
If you can’t tell, I’m not either.

12. What are your views on CD (chocolate denial)?
I’m not in denial regarding chocolate, already confessed its profound motivational properties.

13. Do you have a favourite implement?
TV remote and in particular the volume control.

14. If there was a world shortage of chocolate, what would you do?
Let’s just not even go there shall we.

15. What is your favourite meal?
Pistachio Nut ice cream with dark chocolate shavings sprinkled liberally over it.

16. Would you eat this using your own teeth?
Nice try!

17. Wine, women or song?
Women of course!

18. Left or right nipple?
Left. Wait, no, right. No, left. Well hell, this could take all night…how are your wrists doing hon?

19. What colour cushion do you think a sub should kneel on?
As long as it doesn’t clash with the ropes, any color will do.

20. Complete the following in any number of words you like; you are a Dom after all. Have sub, will …………
Have sub, will buy chocolate.


TKH

[cariad]

2. How would you to handle a sub?
Simply by always knowing exactly what to do, when and how to do it and carrying it off with the most loving and confident air of authority; however in reality my experiences have varied widely.

On a serious point, that is what I love about this place - it is real.

20. Complete the following in any number of words you like; you are a Dom after all. Have sub, will …………
Have sub, will buy chocolate.

Okay, now we are talking, care to lets get down to details of types....

cariad

[TheKnothead]

Okay, now we are talking, care to lets get down to details of types....

cariad

Somehow, I just knew that answer wasn't going to fly...


Mostly, I get drug kicking and screaming out to the local Godiva's. It's only about a hundred miles away. I notice that it's the dark chocolates, mostly plain, that my dearest prefers, though I've seen her get nutty a time or two. Occasionally I'll order something Swiss (Lindt or Villars), having stumbled across them on an adventure some years back, both plain or with hazelnuts. In an emergency, I make a pretty mean batch of fudge too, with or without pecans.

...hmmmm...I feel....well.....there's something amiss...


TKH

[cariad]

Somehow, I just knew that answer wasn't going to fly...


Mostly, I get drug kicking and screaming out to the local Godiva's. It's only about a hundred miles away. I notice that it's the dark chocolates, mostly plain, that my dearest prefers, though I've seen her get nutty a time or two. Occasionally I'll order something Swiss (Lindt or Villars), having stumbled across them on an adventure some years back, both plain or with hazelnuts. In an emergency, I make a pretty mean batch of fudge too, with or without pecans.

...hmmmm...I feel....well.....there's something amiss...


TKH

hmmmmm, keep talking - this could become orgasmic yet

cariad

[Uncle_Ed]

Someone had to do it, but having given up waiting for someone to, I have.

In response to Uncle's questionnaire 'the perfect Sub' here is one to find The Perfect Dom.

The sub world awaits your replies


1. Are you a Dom?
If I lead-will you follow?

2. How would you to handle a sub?
With respect.

3. What are you like at making coffee first thing in the morning?
Excellent I do it every day. Of course, the lizards help.

4. What are your views on ice cream?
Great if spooned in large dollops over one's sub-then licked off.

5. What are your views on chocolate?
Hmm. I prefer plain chocolate.

6. How often should a sub be beaten?
I like my subs stirred, not beaten.

7. When should a sub be given chocolate?
Every day.

8. Do you hide under, or live under a bridge?
Shouldn't this be the Forth question?

9. Do you have strong views on the use of rhubarb?
Yes. In fact I invented strong views on the use of rhubarb.

10. What are your views on bruising?
Spoils the apple, renders it useless as an accompanyment to the rhubarb in the crumble.

11. Do you have your own teeth?
Yep!

12. What are your views on CD (chocolate denial)
The devil's own punishment.

13. Do you have a favourite implement?
My old slipper. *grins*

14. If there was a world shortage of chocolate, what would you do?
Feed her Another treat...lychees probably.

15. What is your favourite meal?
Veal escalope with spaghetti, a good red wine (Cabernet Sauvignon) and good company. In fact, there are several people here I would dearly love to see around the dinner table.

16. Would you eat this using your own teeth?
Difficult using yours.

17. Wine, women or song?
I'll take all three, please waitress-and you as well...

18. Left or right nipple?
Start with left. Knead well until tender. Move to right and repeat. Roll with palm until she's well done.

19. What colour cushion do you think a sub should kneel on?
Purple.

20. Complete the following in any number of words you like; you are a Dom after all. Have sub, will …………be happy. So will she,

Hmm. *thinks of new thread*

[Psynymph]

oh my i dont even know where to start....

my faves were Ozme and Timberwolf.......and Looten Plunder....i'd to sit and have a cup of coffee with You...the convo would be one for the records i believe.....

*looks around questioningly* i find it interesting that there were twice as many replies to the sub questionnaire as opposed to this Dom one...where are all the Doms??????

[Ozme52]

oh my i dont even know where to start....

my faves were Ozme and Timberwolf.......and Looten Plunder....i'd to sit and have a cup of coffee with You...the convo would be one for the records i believe.....

*looks around questioningly* i find it interesting that there were twice as many replies to the sub questionnaire as opposed to this Dom one...where are all the Doms??????

I wouldn't mind a little time with you myself nymph..

[slave327-834-200]

14. If there was a world shortage of chocolate, what would you do?
Feed her Another treat...lychees probably.

15. What is your favourite meal?
Veal escalope with spaghetti, a good red wine (Cabernet Sauvignon) and good company. In fact, there are several people here I would dearly love to see around the dinner table.

Uncle_Ed could we ditch all the chocolate talk and get straight to the dinner followed by the lychees and maybe some rambutans too? - yummy!

[cariad]

1. Are you a Dom?
If I lead-will you follow?

Holds out my hand, where are we going today Uncle?

cariad

[suchaminx]

~smiles~

Woogs, Ed and Knothead - how could a sub possibly choose between you

~hugs. hugs and more hugs~ and thanks for making me giggle

minx xx

[zatoichi_the_blind]

not often i post so .... *ss*

Someone had to do it, but having given up waiting for someone to, I have.

In response to Uncle's questionnaire 'the perfect Sub' here is one to find The Perfect Dom.

The sub world awaits your replies


1. Are you a Dom? on My application its under postion to be filled

2. How would you to handle a sub?store it away in a cool dark place and only bring it out when the ocassion called for it

3. What are you like at making coffee first thing in the morning?i like it strong need cream and sugar and need it b4 i go out the door

4. What are your views on ice cream?chocolate

5. What are your views on chocolate?ice cream
6. How often should a sub be beaten?when she gets into My chocolate ice cream

7. When should a sub be given chocolate?after the beating shes gotten for getting into My choclate ice cream

8. Do you hide under, or live under a bridge?cant say i do though i must say i have had an out door excursion under an over pass with the traffic whizzing by

9. Do you have strong views on the use of rhubarb?kinda the same as My views on liver

10. What are your views on bruising?never bruised mostly welts and a nice rosy red hand print

11. Do you have your own teeth?is that including wisdoms

12. What are your views on CD (chocolate denial)?recives to much whining and pouting not worth the effort best to just give them the chocolate before some one gets hurt normally the subbie

13. Do you have a favourite implement? My mind

14. If there was a world shortage of chocolate, what would you do?melt down the subs and make more

15. What is your favourite meal?ceasar salad italian bread hearty lasagna with fresh veggies and plenty of meat red wine and after dinner cheesecake and coffee

16. Would you eat this using your own teeth?i hope so

17. Wine, women or song?dark wine (merlot)dark woman (ie dressed in black corset and such accesories )and dark songs (ie dark deep chamber music )

18. Left or right nipple?left nippl pierced hav pic wanna see

19. What colour cushion do you think a sub should kneel on?blak is there any other color crushed velvet with silver tassels and fringes
20. Complete the following in any number of words you like; you are a Dom after all. Have sub, will …………care nuture torture and ...

[her_Joe]

1. Are you a Dom?

Hmmm, let me check. Uhm, yep.

2. How would you to handle a sub?

Depends on whether she has fur or quills. Mine has quills, so I stay away from the tail.

3. What are you like at making coffee first thing in the morning?

Hey, terrific. I roll over in bed and murmur lovingly "Quite snoring and get your subby ass up to make the damn coffee." Starts the day off with a bang that way.

4. What are your views on ice cream?

There is good ice cream and there is really great ice cream.

5. What are your views on chocolate?

There is good chocolate and there is really great chocolate, which is dark.

6. How often should a sub be beaten?

As often as I like, and never the way she wants. D'oh.

7. When should a sub be given chocolate?

When I'm full. Okay, seriously it's a great pick up after a long scene, especially if subspace is involved. Screw the diet.

8. Do you hide under, or live under a bridge?

I am the bridge. That's what subs want from Doms isn't it, a way over the troubled waters?

9. Do you have strong views on the use of rhubarb?

Yes. Doesn't everyone?

10. What are your views on bruising?

I like the purple/green/yellow ones. But they are a problem -- makes me have to beat somewhere else if I want her happy.

11. Do you have your own teeth?

No, these are borrowed.

12. What are your views on CD (chocolate denial)?

In our house, that's the same as orgasm denial. I love it!

13. Do you have a favourite implement?

In BDSM I'm fond of knives and suede floggers. Preparing coffee makes me fond of my bean grinder.

14. If there was a world shortage of chocolate, what would you do?

Girl Watch. It's fun to watch PMS hit half the population at once. Film at 11:00. Yes, I'm a sadist, but a specific niche of sadist: a chicken sadist -- I have to hide, just in case.

15. What is your favourite meal?

pussy

16. Would you eat this using your own teeth?

I'd prefer using my tongue and lips, but if you wish ....

17. Wine, women or song?

Women

18. Left or right nipple?

Yes

19. What colour cushion do you think a sub should kneel on?

The one I have is black, but I confess to not paying much attention to the cushion. I mean, what sort of fetish freakazoid do you think I am anyway?

20. Complete the following in any number of words you like; you are a Dom after all. Have sub, will …………

be grateful and joyful so long as she gives me her obedience with gentle grace.

hJ

[cariad]

The one I have is black, but I confess to not paying much attention to the cushion. I mean, what sort of fetish freakazoid do you think I am anyway?

Do you really want to us to give suggestions in public. A new thread can be arranged....

cariad

[His_pita]

Do you really want to us to give suggestions in public. A new thread can be arranged....

cariad

[cariad]

not often i post so .... *ss*

and pleased you have this time - thank you curi

4. What are your views on ice cream?chocolate

5. What are your views on chocolate?ice cream

6. How often should a sub be beaten?when she gets into My chocolate ice cream

7. When should a sub be given chocolate?after the beating shes gotten for getting into My choclate ice cream

That seems a reasonable and inspired description of one of nature's more basic cycles!

cariad

[Logic1]

1. Are you a Dom?
absolutely so

2. How would you to handle a sub?
with a firm and loving hand and tease her aLOT

3. What are you like at making coffee first thing in the morning?
I make a killer cuppa java but love having it made for me.

4. What are your views on ice cream?
good to eat when warm and fun to play with

5. What are your views on chocolate?
not overly fond of.

6. How often should a sub be beaten?
I dont like to beat anybody but a good spanking or flogging when she misbehaves or otherwise deserves it or..

7. When should a sub be given chocolate?
when she deserves it.

8. Do you hide under, or live under a bridge?
never, but I live very close to a very large one.

9. Do you have strong views on the use of rhubarb?
semi decent spanking instrument and good to eat when you dip it in sugar(did that alot at my grandmas house when I was a kid) or in a pie.

10. What are your views on bruising?
as long as the sub can live a normal life bruising is all good and can look very pretty also.

11. Do you have your own teeth?
lol absolutely

12. What are your views on CD (chocolate denial)?
nessecary training method for some subs. It even beats CumDenial on some

13. Do you have a favourite implement?
a flogger for spanking or my hand
my car for transporting myself
and lots more there

14. If there was a world shortage of chocolate, what would you do?
would not bother ME much

15. What is your favourite meal?
Almost anything as long as it is with good company

16. Would you eat this using your own teeth?
yes

17. Wine, women or song?
women, song and wine in that order

18. Left or right nipple?
both ofcourse. the onenippled girl sure misses out on alot of fun

19. What colour cushion do you think a sub should kneel on?
red or black

20. Complete the following in any number of words you like; you are a Dom
after all. Have sub, will ………… enjoy her.

[Euryleia]

1.Are you a Dom?
I switch with Domme rising

2. How would you to handle a sub?
As often as possible.

3. What are you like at making coffee first thing in the morning?
Never touch the stuff—how can something smell so good and taste so bad?

4. What are your views on ice cream?
Nothing better than being fed it while soaking in a hot tub.

5. What are your views on chocolate?
As necessary to life as breathing.

6. How often should a sub be beaten?
I loved the answer—thoroughly then poured in a greased pan and baked at 220 degrees. Mine is when the mood hits us both.

7. When should a sub be given chocolate?
They can have all they want when they lick it off my body.

8. Do you hide under, or live under a bridge?
No, I’m out and proud and have left the hiding behind me.

9. Do you have strong views on the use of rhubarb?
Veggie play is NOT one of my perversions.

10. What are your views on bruising?
They’re actually badges of honor, baby!

11. Do you have your own teeth?
So far, so good.

12. What are your views on CD (chocolate denial)?
I luv denial but goddess help anyone who gets between me and the dark gold during my period.

13. Do you have a favourite implement?
The mind—it is just so much fun to twist and turn.

14. If there was a world shortage of chocolate, what would you do?
Take the first ship off world.

15. What is your favourite meal?
Shrimp creole and dirty rice

16. Would you eat this using your own teeth?
I haven’t found someone else to chew for me, so yes.

17. Wine, women or song?
Yes, yes, yes (just don’t ask me to sing).

18. Left or right nipple?
Right.

19. What colour cushion do you think a sub should kneel on?
Something dark so her pretty skin shows up well both before and after the spanking.

20. Complete the following in any number of words you like; you are a Dom after all. Have sub, will …………train to suit

[nightsilver]

1. Are you a Dom? For the time being (yay switch).
2. How would you to handle a sub? Via chocolate.
3. What are you like at making coffee first thing in the morning? I do not make nor drink coffee so very sleepy.
4. What are your views on ice cream? I am pro icecream.
5. What are your views on chocolate? I am pro vanilla (anti chocolate ).
6. How often should a sub be beaten? When the mood strikes.
7. When should a sub be given chocolate? When she begs, and perhaps as a reward should she have been very good.
8. Do you hide under, or live under a bridge? Are you insinuating that I am a troll?
9. Do you have strong views on the use of rhubarb? I hear it goes well with strawberries in pie.
10. What are your views on bruising? A fun reminder of the night before.
11. Do you have your own teeth? no. i happened to loot them from the graveyard... o.O
12. What are your views on CD (chocolate denial)? Promising to terminate chocolate denial after the sub corrects erroneous behavior can be a strong motivating force...
13. Do you have a favourite implement? I do not discriminate with my tools though I do have a belt with me at all times for a moment's notice.
14. If there was a world shortage of chocolate, what would you do? Cover my ears as the wailing of untold millions of women cried out in dismay.
15. What is your favourite meal? My sub (this answer is going to be abused isn't it? chinese food is a nice second).
16. Would you eat this using your own teeth? Tongue tends to work better.
17. Wine, women or song? Song doesn't give me a headache.
18. Left or right nipple? *shrug*
19. What colour cushion do you think a sub should kneel on? I'm partially color blind, and why should she get a cushion anyways?
20. Complete the following in any number of words you like; you are a Dom after all. Have sub, will …………tie up. And now I have a sub who cannot escape.

[Rhabbi]

Someone had to do it, but having given up waiting for someone to, I have.

In response to Uncle's questionnaire 'the perfect Sub' here is one to find The Perfect Dom.

The sub world awaits your replies


1. Are you a Dom?

Yes

2. How would you to handle a sub?

Usually use two hands to keep the meat and veggies from falling out.

3. What are you like at making coffee first thing in the morning?

Sex is better.

4. What are your views on ice cream?

Love it. Can't get enough.

5. What are your views on chocolate?

Love it. subs will kill for it.

6. How often should a sub be beaten?

As often as necessary.

7. When should a sub be given chocolate?

When they deserve it.

8. Do you hide under, or live under a bridge?

No

9. Do you have strong views on the use of rhubarb?

Makes a great pie.

10. What are your views on bruising?

Bruises build character

11. Do you have your own teeth?

Last time I checked

12. What are your views on CD (chocolate denial)?

13. Do you have a favourite implement?

Yes

14. If there was a world shortage of chocolate, what would you do?

Binge

15. What is your favourite meal?

Breakfast

16. Would you eat this using your own teeth?

Should I use yours?

17. Wine, women or song?

Women

18. Left or right nipple?

Left

19. What colour cushion do you think a sub should kneel on?

Red

20. Complete the following in any number of words you like; you are a Dom after all. Have sub, will …………

control.

[SheepishJaina]

*smiles*

What a trip down memory lane this thread is. *waves to everyone*