One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel.
Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast.
I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast.
She brings me only one piss.
I tella her I wanna two piss.
She say go to the toilet.
I say you no understand, I wanna to piss onna my plate.
She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna fa bitch.
I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna fa bitch.

Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant.
The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock.
I tella her I wanna fock.
She tell me everyone wanna fuck.
I tell her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table.
She say you better not fuck on the table, you sonna fa bitch.

So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed.
Call the manager and tella him I wanna shit.
He tell me to go to the toilet.
I say you no understand, I wanna shit on my bed.
He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna fa bitch.

I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say:
Peace on you !
I say piss on you too, you sonna fa bitch, I gonna back to India.