Psychiatric Help- 5¢

[hugsnkisses]

whispers to Moptop- don't worry, I'm not one of the crazy ones in here
Would you like Reese's PB Cup, Butterfinger, M&Ms, Nerds, or Raisinets?
Bet we're in for a good show.. I hear there's gonna be an orgy!

[michebe(LD)]

hehehehe, u crack me up

[SheepishJaina]

*screams in horror and hides her face in the corner*

[hugsnkisses]

*smells trouble*

[moptop]

moptop far too busy trying to work out what all this strange US candy is to notice the temperature falling by several degrees. Brushes icicles off her chin and thinks M&Ms might be safe.

[SheepishJaina]

safe?? safe?? my dear.. nothing is safe here! no one is safe! *cackles*

[hugsnkisses]

*hands moptop some m&ms*
um, don't worry about sheepish.... she's....special

[SheepishJaina]

yes i am! *makes faces*

[moptop]

moptop tries to feed M&Ms to the nice sheep.

[RickBulow74]

sheepish might be crazy, but she is safe

[moptop]

Safe from what? can I have some feathers and a pretty costume, please?

[Guest 91108]

well some wonder if people are safe from wolves. sure * mischeivous grin *

[TheDeSade]

Safe . . is anyone really safe . . .

shut up . . . I wanna talk

HEY > > its my turn . . . .

GRRRRRR all ofyou go to the back . . . . Im in charge

thats right . . charge it . . . . put it on the credit card

AAGGGGHHHHH make em all be quiet

[moptop]

New game: fit the candy to the personality!

[frankee]

But you like me being bossy dont you?

mich runs her fingers across frankees breasts and tweaks her nipples

i think ALL of you tormented enough today...don't you think??

AND YOU ALL KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!

WOMEN!

[frankee]

It's official... the lunatic have taken over the asylum!!

*streaks through the Dr. delia's office*

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Curious_1]

roflmfao frankee!!!

I think you NEED to see Doc 1st

[TheDeSade]

NOOO . . Im first. .

no no mmeeeeeee

Ho Way asshole . . Im first . .


shut up and get to the back of the line twit


dont call me a twit you birdbrain

AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH all ofyou shut up!

[frankee]

roflmfao frankee!!!

I think you NEED to see Doc 1st

LMFAO!!

Yes i know....*hangs head in mock shame* (hee hee)

[TheDeSade]

become strangely quiet as he watches Barney . . all the voices suddenly go silent also

[Curious_1]

walks in and sees all the people absorbed in the Barney and Baby Bop sex tape and laughs

[michebe(LD)]

hehehehe now frankee would i ever torment you

*Slaps your ass hard*

[frankee]

hehehehe now frankee would i ever torment you

*Slaps your ass hard*

oh....you are soooo going to get it!!

[michebe(LD)]

Really, come and give it a go

[annie]

~Therapist takes frankee (naked) into her office~

Therapist: Why don't you first put back on some clothes and then we can discuss your hoohoo
frankee: *shakes head* I need to look at it to discuss it!
Therapist: How about we take a polaroid?
frankee: Of my hoo hoo?! You can do that?! *jumps up all excited and jumps around*
Therapist: Only if you will sit nicely on the couch there and put your clothes back on after
frankee: Ok, Ok, Ok, hurry already!!!!
Therapist: *leans back and grabs the polaroid camera off the bookcase, leans forward and snaps a pic of frankee's hoohoo, dries it in by waving it around and sticks it on the sidetable for a few minutes* Ok, get dressed
frankee: *looks over at the picture then sighs, then puts her clothes back on*
Therapist: So. frankee. What made you decide to streak through my office?
frankee: My hoohoo is lonely!
Therapist: Ok, so why don't you tell me why your lonely hoohoo thought streaking through my office would make it feel better?
frankee: Because... because... *sighs and looks sad* Because I thought you might love to see it and it might love to see you.
Therapist: *looks intently at frankee* Does your hoohoo enjoy looking at other females?
frankee: *shakes head* No, just at their hoohoos. My hoohoo isn't really into anything else
Therapist: Is anything into your hoohoo usually?
frankee: My dildo.
Therapist: Hmmm... I meant more along the lines of... is there another hoohoo that loves yours?
frankee: Oh. Well. Not right now, that would be dumb.
Therapist: And why is that?
frankee: Because my hoohoo chooses its lover, its lover doesn't choose it.
Therapist: Your hoohoo chooses who it loves, is that what you are saying?
frankee: Yesssssssssss and right now, it chooses YOU! Ohhhhh I LOVE YOU DOC! *bounds off the couch and onto the Therapist's lap*
Therapist: *gently slides frankee off her lap and gets up and goes for the syringe in the fridge, muttering about how everyday they get crazier*

Best one yet Doc!

[Warbaby1943]

~Therapist saunters into the waiting room with a massive migraine and pauses the video long enough to remind everyone to keep their hands to themselves in the waiting room or they will be removed from the premises and Therapy. First warning is last warning.... *hits play button on movie again*~

Your help may not be appreciated enough by all these crazies here but I can see from the above conversations you are doing your absolute best with these loonies. Who said that?

[SheepishJaina]

I'm not allowed to touch my sheep or a handsome British guy shouldhewalkin?!?!?!

*sobs hysterically*

[michebe(LD)]

sounds mean to me sheepy, and i want to torture frankeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[frankee]

~Therapist takes frankee (naked) into her office~

Therapist: Why don't you first put back on some clothes and then we can discuss your hoohoo
frankee: *shakes head* I need to look at it to discuss it!
Therapist: How about we take a polaroid?
frankee: Of my hoo hoo?! You can do that?! *jumps up all excited and jumps around*
Therapist: Only if you will sit nicely on the couch there and put your clothes back on after
frankee: Ok, Ok, Ok, hurry already!!!!
Therapist: *leans back and grabs the polaroid camera off the bookcase, leans forward and snaps a pic of frankee's hoohoo, dries it in by waving it around and sticks it on the sidetable for a few minutes* Ok, get dressed
frankee: *looks over at the picture then sighs, then puts her clothes back on*
Therapist: So. frankee. What made you decide to streak through my office?
frankee: My hoohoo is lonely!
Therapist: Ok, so why don't you tell me why your lonely hoohoo thought streaking through my office would make it feel better?
frankee: Because... because... *sighs and looks sad* Because I thought you might love to see it and it might love to see you.
Therapist: *looks intently at frankee* Does your hoohoo enjoy looking at other females?
frankee: *shakes head* No, just at their hoohoos. My hoohoo isn't really into anything else
Therapist: Is anything into your hoohoo usually?
frankee: My dildo.
Therapist: Hmmm... I meant more along the lines of... is there another hoohoo that loves yours?
frankee: Oh. Well. Not right now, that would be dumb.
Therapist: And why is that?
frankee: Because my hoohoo chooses its lover, its lover doesn't choose it.
Therapist: Your hoohoo chooses who it loves, is that what you are saying?
frankee: Yesssssssssss and right now, it chooses YOU! Ohhhhh I LOVE YOU DOC! *bounds off the couch and onto the Therapist's lap*
Therapist: *gently slides frankee off her lap and gets up and goes for the syringe in the fridge, muttering about how everyday they get crazier*

OMG delia....you have no idea how long it has taken me to post....LMFAO!!!!

*shakes head* *sigh* my poor hoo hoo

[frankee]

~Therapist calls Michebe into her office~
Therapist: So this is our first private session. Why don't you tell me a bit about yourself and we can go from there
Michebe: Ok. frankee terrorizes me.
Therapist: *nods* Let's get back to that in a minute. Why don't you tell my about yourself. What you like to do, what kinds of things you don't like, where you go to work, things of that nature.
Michebe: I enjoy tormenting frankee.
Therapist: *looks intently at Michebe* Ok, let's start there then and we'll work our way back to the introductions part.
Michebe: Start where?
Therapist: With frankee
Michebe: She needs drugs, doc.
Therapist: Michebe, let's talk about you and your relationship with her, not what you THINK she needs. Why do you enjoy tormenting her and why do you think she terrorizes you?
Michebe: I torture her because I can
Therapist: You enjoy the control?
Michebe: No, I enjoy her hilarious responses when I torture her
Therapist: And what might those be?
Michebe: I'm not really listening, I am torturing
Therapist: *rubs temples* You said you torture to get the response. But you don't know what the response is?
Michebe: No, I am not paying attention
Therapist; Why do you think she tortures you?
Michebe: Because I can't hear her responses whilst I am torturing her!
Therapist: So your issues with frankee revolve around the fact that while you are torturing her you are too busy torturing to listen to her responses?
Michebe: Well when you make it sound like that.... I sound kinda cruel
Therapist: *looks at Michebe* Ok, now let's work with that. Being cruel. Do you enjoy it?
Michebe: Only to get frankee's responses
Therapist: *pops 10 advil and wonders when her next vacation is*

Oh Hell... LMAO

mich..i knew you were a little off. You daft sod!!!!

AWESOME delia!!!!!!!