I want to buy a real whip, not a play whip, not a bullwhip, not one that is soft and tender. I want the kind of whip you would use for punishment on a sailing ship, one to terrorize your slaves, one to torture your enemies. I want the whip of my bad dreams. It should be a many-tailed flogger, made of leather and knotted.

Where can I find one?

Who would like to give it a test, as subject?

Who wants to wield it?