The "Best Synopsis I've Seen In Forever" award goes to Torrent, for his multi-part story "Long Legs".

"Greta is a runner in a race for her life. Hot on her trail are a tax accountant, a 270-pound Carolina redneck, two very big dogs, buzzards, four midget wrestlers -- and Maxine. "

It's probably evil to laugh at snuff, but that synopsis really got my attention...

Here's the story: Long Legs, by Torrent