My wife has always been fascinated by thoughts of being screwed involuntarily by a horse. And she's recently been interested in experiencing her fantasy in some form. I must admit, the thought of my wife tied, bent over, and being fucked by a horse is *very* erotic...

We don't *have* a horse; our pets are of the lizard-like variety and unlikely to be compatible with human anatomy. Well, the corn snake is the right shape, but I think it would be cruel to use "Amber" in such a fashion -- and that's a different kink entirely!

Much as I have the usual male fantasies about my own endowment, I serious doubt that I truly am "hung like a horse" (or "mule" as my wife sometimes says)

I'm looking for creative ideas for *simulating" a horse-rape of my wife. For example, does anyone sell dildos modeled on horse cocks? Is there anywhere I can get a recording of what a horse sounds like during an orgasm?

Any interesting and kinky ideas?