Latest UK sex scandal

[VeniVidi]

Just sharing with those that haven't read about the latest scandal in the UK: Boots the respectable chemist now selling sex aids and putting them on prominent display near the toiletaries.

Apparently these couples-friendly 'massagers' are in actual fact (horror of horrors) devices which could be used for m-m-m-m-masturbation, also know as vibrators. And the display is even low enough for children to glimpse the evil monstrosities.

In the article I read there is a mention that this may lead to high street stores selling studded S&M paddles and gimp masks. Gosh, (reaches for store directory) I wonder if I can still get them in the January sales.

Luv VV

[Frances]

Just sharing with those that haven't read about the latest scandal in the UK: Boots the respectable chemist now selling sex aids and putting them on prominent display near the toiletaries.

Apparently these couples-friendly 'massagers' are in actual fact (horror of horrors) devices which could be used for m-m-m-m-masturbation, also know as vibrators. And the display is even low enough for children to glimpse the evil monstrosities.

In the article I read there is a mention that this may lead to high street stores selling studded S&M paddles and gimp masks. Gosh, (reaches for store directory) I wonder if I can still get them in the January sales.

Luv VV

That is so funny! I needed a laugh this morning.

[Lagomorph]

Just sharing with those that haven't read about the latest scandal in the UK: Boots the respectable chemist now selling sex aids and putting them on prominent display near the toiletaries.

Apparently these couples-friendly 'massagers' are in actual fact (horror of horrors) devices which could be used for m-m-m-m-masturbation, also know as vibrators. And the display is even low enough for children to glimpse the evil monstrosities.

In the article I read there is a mention that this may lead to high street stores selling studded S&M paddles and gimp masks. Gosh, (reaches for store directory) I wonder if I can still get them in the January sales.

Luv VV

Damn, I love our country. Which paper you read that in, you're not a daily mail reader are you...

[ksst]

Buy two paddles get one free! (Novelty use only, of course)