Now that homosexuality is all mainstream and everything, I figure it is only a matter of time until kink starts to take over the airwaves.

We should get together and pitch a new show. I am thinking Fox is probably our best bet. The working title is "Dom Eye for the Vanilla Guy."

Topics might include Dungeon Decor, What to do When She Says No, and How to Stop an Arguement with a Single Look.

What do you think we should cover in the first episode? What important lessons can vanilla folks learn from us?