Walking on Water.

I was in the lunch room in the building where I work the other day, Go figure, I was eating lunch. Anyway, there were a *butt load of magazines on one of the table.

Being bored and lonely (no one wanted to eat with me because I am mean) I grabbed a couple magazines (stole them from fearful co-workers) and sat down to lunch. Upon opening the magazines I learned that they were movie/TV star gossip magazines.

I don't get it. Who the fuck are these people? I never heard of half of these folks. I never heard of half the TV shows or movies these "stars" "perform" in. Half the shows these people "star" in are "reality shows". Even more odd is the fact that some of the "reality show" "stars" get spin-offs for their own shows. What the fuck is that about?

Who is "Real"? What the fuck is a P. Diddy and why didn't any of his friends tell him that was a stupid ass name to go by? J-Lo...my first thought was that a "J-Lo" was a new sort of truck bumper. "Hip Hop" - it's a "culture" now? I guess I must be a member of the "Folk Rock Culture" then - it's groovy, man.


*Butt Load: An undetermined amount of **things that amount to enough to fill a butt.

**Things: Undetermined and un-named ***stuff.

***Stuff: Various undetermined **things.