Ten Commandments, BDSM-style

Disclaimer: My intention in writing these is humour. Please don't take this as religious commentary. Ok, there, Ive covered my ass. Now, enjoy ;)

Thou shalt honour thy partner and respect their limits

Remember the Safeword and keep it holy

Thou shalt not cum without thy Dom/me's permission

Thou shalt not judge thy neighbour's kink

Thou shalt not take thy sub for granted

Thou shalt not take the name of thy Dom/me in vain

Thou shalt love and respect thyself first

Thou shalt maintain honesty with thy partner

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours partner

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours dungeon

Haha...I like that...it's very witty!

ROFL!!! I love it! Great work :-)

Very clever! Love it! Thanks for sharing.

AWSOME I love it. it very clearly has humor, yet also sums up the abc, or D/s so very well.

Well said indeed.

Alas, I've already broken at least one of these commandments.

- FS

Hehe
Mucho fun

lol i smell a new religion in the making :-P

Lol