Disclaimer: My intention in writing these is humour. Please don't take this as religious commentary. Ok, there, Ive covered my ass. Now, enjoy

Thou shalt honour thy partner and respect their limits

Remember the Safeword and keep it holy

Thou shalt not cum without thy Dom/me's permission

Thou shalt not judge thy neighbour's kink

Thou shalt not take thy sub for granted

Thou shalt not take the name of thy Dom/me in vain

Thou shalt love and respect thyself first

Thou shalt maintain honesty with thy partner

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours partner

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours dungeon