Cum on...tel me

[Mr. Francesco]

Hey everybody:

I tasted a girl the other day and it was great. So, I was wondering if you/someone else ever tasted your own cum and what it tastes like according to you.

Enjoy!


Mr. Francesco

[lily27]

Umm.... how old are you exactly?

[annie]

Umm.... how old are you exactly?

My thoughts exactly...

*puts up a "potential troll" sign and moves on.*

[gemmy]

My thoughts exactly...

*puts up a "potential troll" sign and moves on.*

and not the first of such posts either sadly

Francesco, if it's fantasies you're looking to have fed, there are plenty of stories and role plays you can participate in on the board.

[crazy_grrluk]

blinks

[Tufty]

*shakes head*

[Phantome]

Maybe I'm way off base here, but I'm just curious why this post has been automatically regarded as a potential troll...Is it because of the misspellings, the fact that he only has a few posts/months of membership, or the subject matter? I mean sure, it's probably not the most sophisticated post we've seen around here, but it seems that in such an open-minded community, the idea of tasting your own emissions would hardly be considered offensive or out of the norm. Particularly when his other posts aren't overtly troll-y, as far as I can tell. Unless I've missed something...does one need to have more than 1,000 posts to be regarded as having a voice worth listening to? Hopefully I did miss something....

As far as the question, no I haven't. Nor have I voluntarily tasted my DH's. I'm afraid I have a hell of a gag reflex and am not into ingesting foreign fluids.

-Phan, Devil's advocate

[lily27]

Maybe I'm way off base here, but I'm just curious why this post has been automatically regarded as a potential troll...Is it because of the misspellings, the fact that he only has a few posts/months of membership, or the subject matter? I mean sure, it's probably not the most sophisticated post we've seen around here, but it seems that in such an open-minded community, the idea of tasting your own emissions would hardly be considered offensive or out of the norm. Particularly when his other posts aren't overtly troll-y, as far as I can tell. Unless I've missed something...does one need to have more than 1,000 posts to be regarded as having a voice worth listening to? Hopefully I did miss something....

It has nothing to do with being new. And tasting yourself is not offensive or out of the norm. But the question itself is something I imagine young teenagers giggling over by the bike racks after school.

It is kind of like if this were a forum for wine enthusiasts, and someone just came on and said "Omigod, I just had some Baby Duck and it was sooooo gooood!!!" (Is Baby Duck a Canadian thing? If so it is the cheapest, crappiest wine possible.)

[Phantome]

It has nothing to do with being new. And tasting yourself is not offensive or out of the norm. But the question itself is something I imagine young teenagers giggling over by the bike racks after school.

It is kind of like if this were a forum for wine enthusiasts, and someone just came on and said "Omigod, I just had some Baby Duck and it was sooooo gooood!!!" (Is Baby Duck a Canadian thing? If so it is the cheapest, crappiest wine possible.)

I can see your point (We don't have Baby Duck here though- I had to re-read your post to figure out what duck -as in the meat- had to do with wine! I think the US equivalent might be Night Train- that stuff will curl your hair...); there have always been silly posts regarding the nature of these forums, and there always will be. I guess it just seems kind of narrow and clique-ish to condemn an entire post because, while the subject matter is entirely appropriate for these forums, it just wasn't worded intelligently enough. I mean, he isn't Mr. Lover and this is hardly the smelly pussies thread.....

Basically if he had just said "I tasted my partner the other day, and was pleasantly surprised. Has anyone here indulged in a similar activity, and if so, what were your thoughts, and how did it taste?" nobody would have batted an eyelash.

Anyway, I'm sure I'll be burned at the stake for flaming and boldly expressing a difference of opinion, but I just found the derogatory bandwagoning rubbed me the wrong way. Not trying to muckrake and be problematic, but it is hard enough to become active in the forums and get the courage to accept what could be considered a controversial lifestyle, without all the senior members jumping down your throat because you just aren't smooth enough for them.
-Phan

[graphix]

Anyway, I'm sure I'll be burned at the stake for flaming and boldly expressing a difference of opinion, but I just found the derogatory bandwagoning rubbed me the wrong way. Not trying to muckrake and be problematic, but it is hard enough to become active in the forums and get the courage to accept what could be considered a controversial lifestyle, without all the senior members jumping down your throat because you just aren't smooth enough for them.
-Phan

Thank you, I agree totally

[donriser]

Maybe I'm way off base here, but I'm just curious why this post has been automatically regarded as a potential troll...Is it because of the misspellings, the fact that he only has a few posts/months of membership, or the subject matter? I mean sure, it's probably not the most sophisticated post we've seen around here, but it seems that in such an open-minded community, the idea of tasting your own emissions would hardly be considered offensive or out of the norm. Particularly when his other posts aren't overtly troll-y, as far as I can tell. Unless I've missed something...does one need to have more than 1,000 posts to be regarded as having a voice worth listening to? Hopefully I did miss something....

As far as the question, no I haven't. Nor have I voluntarily tasted my DH's. I'm afraid I have a hell of a gag reflex and am not into ingesting foreign fluids.

-Phan, Devil's advocate

A great big thanks to you. Actually Mr. Francesco has been quite active at the Academy since coming to the library - no lurking. And there's also the reminder of cultural considerations to take into account - as far as how things get expressed and knowing the "right" words to say. I was thankful to read your post because, no his post was not exactly sophisticated in its wording, but it wasn't so terrible either (change "girl" to "woman" and it very much resembles what I see all over the forum). But when i saw him so readily get dismissed and his motives/purpose repeatedly called into question - it really rubbed me wrong. That's even why I came back to this thread thinking I need to have the confidence to say something.

I thought to myself, I'm relatively new to posting on this forum (though extremely active at the Academy), I'm very new to BDSM, and truth be told - the first time I ever tasted myself was just in the past few months. I have very little sexual experience and I'm definitely no adolescent. All of us have to start somewhere. Fear of being treated in such a manner was a big part of why I never chose to post. But my confidence has definitely increased over time and so, aren't you lucky, here I am responding. So thank you, thank you, and thank you again. You warmed my heart.

As far as tasting goes:

Well, (blushing) my taste varies throughout the month, with my diet, and with my level of arousal or how much I've played. I actually took some time to try to figure out what the taste was similar to and I finally narrowed it down. Most often my taste is like the tang of a good quality plain yogurt. You know, the real kind - not the flavored stuff. It varies a little in sweetness and saltiness, but the basic of it is that. (Sure changes how I view breakfast!!)

Anyone remember the things you are supposed to eat to make juices taste different? I remember reading something about this years ago but the details escape me.

I did read recently that pineapple is about the best thing you can eat for sweetness. Can't recall the other foods or recipes, but a google search gave me loads of info.

[~faerie~]

yes i have...and it's hard to desribe. *shrugs*

[icey]

i love it and do it everytime, i always have to use my mouth to clean him ..its a huge turn on it tastes sweet and salty all mingled in together,
ive noticed that at different times of the month it can taste very different too sometimes a bit more 'bitter' both mine and his.

[Logic1]

The taste differs with what you eat aswell. Yes I have tasted myself and her and well the taste differs quite alot. Sometimes she tastes great and sometimes okay but never bad.
As for myself. I cant remember since it was lots of years ago.

[TomOfSweden]

I can drink it like wine.

[fetishdj]

The taste can also differ depending on when you last 'cleaned' yourself as well as diet, time of the month and so on. I have noticed that the traditional 'fishy' smell usually associated with female juices is usually not present soon after bathing.

Anyone remember the things you are supposed to eat to make juices taste different? I remember reading something about this years ago but the details escape me.

And I am prepared to give this poster the benefit of the doubt with regards to his trollish nature. A true troll would have flamed the board by now with similar posts and probably committed many more crimes. He may be young but he may be young and here to learn not here to giggle.

[Mr. Francesco]

The taste can also differ depending on when you last 'cleaned' yourself as well as diet, time of the month and so on. I have noticed that the traditional 'fishy' smell usually associated with female juices is usually not present soon after bathing.

Anyone remember the things you are supposed to eat to make juices taste different? I remember reading something about this years ago but the details escape me.

And I am prepared to give this poster the benefit of the doubt with regards to his trollish nature. A true troll would have flamed the board by now with similar posts and probably committed many more crimes. He may be young but he may be young and here to learn not here to giggle.

Well, enough is enough.

I now that here EVERYBODY is superexperienced and has probably tried this HUNDREDS of times...well guess what? Me too...

Excuse me for being interested in hearing someone else, GENIUSES. Sorry to disturb you in your wisdom...! Next time just do something else with your time...

Thanks for your answer and time. And I do remember what to do: lots of fruits and vegetables, drinking a lot of water and not smoking.


Mr. Francesco

[~faerie~]

i would too be interested in that list of foods....we should start a thread maybe

[graphix]

Thank you donriser for posting your thoughts. It does take alot to post here. It surely doesn't feel as safe and secure as the Academy. But I, like you have been trying to be more open here.

Mr. Francesco is an active and wonderful TM at the Academy and it did sadden me to read the negative comments, it was like one person made one and then every one jumped on the band wagon... no, not as safe as the Academy for sure.

As far as tasting myself, yeah, and I love it (blush). My master has me take garlic at times to make the taste change. It also changes the taste of pee... major blush!

[lily27]

I never called anyone a troll. And I didn't bandwagon... I had the first post.

[fetishdj]

With reference to the Baby duck example, the response to this should have been 'Thats interesting. However, have you considered trying out a nice Spainish Rjoca. You can get [name appropriate brand here] for less than £5 at supermarkets these days and they are far superior. [insert tasting notes here making sure to mention the taste of petrol and the smell of manure] ' Education is the way forward (but then I would say that... )

As for the list of foods - yes, lets see what we all know about this! All I remember is that strong tasting foods have the greatest effect.

[donriser]

As for the list of foods - yes, lets see what we all know about this! All I remember is that strong tasting foods have the greatest effect.

So, since i couldn't quite recall what i'd read before about foods and flavor, thought i might just need to look again.

Bitter:

• smoking (tobacco or marijuana)
• alcohol
• excess caffeine
• some vegies (asparagus, broccoli)
• vitamins
• high quantities of animal protein
• medications

Sweet:

• fruits (especially pineapple and strawberries – i think the higher the natural sugar content, the sweeter it will be)
• some spices – cinnamon, peppermint, lemon
• wheatgrass (drink up)
• celery

Salty:

• milk products
• salty foods

So this is what I found with a little searching. I bolded the ones I've personally seen an affect from. It would make for an interesting personal experiment, that's for sure. One thing that I learned today in reading for this was that the vagina is one of the cleaner parts of our body - far cleaner than the mouth. Good to know!! (Maybe that should go in the "what i learned today thread??)

[annie]

I was the one who made the "troll" comment... and I stand by it. I wasn't hopping on anything either. I would have made that same comment no matter what poster I was in the sequence. And if any of you would take a moment and actually read the post instead of picking out the words you want to be annoyed with I said "potential," hoping he would be the exception and not the rule.

Posts of that nature are going to get negative attention or ignored completely. I'm not going to hop on any "bandwagon" to answer a question just because he is new. Because bottom line there are people all over these boards who are more interested in the next ejaculation and orgasm then they are in actually learning anything. Feel free to look at the number of those comments I get in my PM box on a daily basis for confirmation of that fact. The post came across to me as immature which immediately brought into question his age. Plus having been around forums such as these for a while and my gut feeling when reading the post, I responded as I saw fit. Any post that sends up a flag/feeling like that to me, be them newbie, forum god/dess, dom, sub, etc. I am going to comment on in the same fashion.

And he opted to post in a public forum, if he expected only rainbows and sunshine from it and not someone to disagree or have a different/negative opinion then he is going to be in for a short forum life no matter where he goes.

That is MY opinion, which I am entitled too, just as you are when you slam me.

I hope he proves me wrong... and time will tell... until then though... I stand by my comment.

And amazing how if the initial comment following his post hadn't been made at all... this thread probably would have died by now, based on the content/value of the question asked.

[TomOfSweden]

Don't forget artificial sweeteners. They make a really big difference.

[fetishdj]

Good list...

Physiologically, any chemical that enters our body usually ends up partially excreted somewhere. A lot of them come out in sweat, urine, sexual juices. I have been told that it is possible to determine my blood sugar (I am diabetic) from my 'taste'. Thats the only food - sexual juice connection that I have personally experienced.

The vagina may be cleaner than the rest of the body normally but it still gets smelly and sweaty down there and that can affect the smell/taste. I have only once been with a woman who hadn't washed recently and the difference was astounding.

[stripedangel]

Errr...what about beer?

[NightNurse]

Thank you mr. francesco for starting this thread.
It was very enlightening.

[nighttimestar]

onions are the worst.... I love onions but seriously stay away from onions...


I didn't realize milk would produce saltly


Thanks again for the list...

[Alex Bragi]

A good and interesting thread Mr Francesco.

I remember, back in my teens reading Aussie feminist Germaine Greer’s book the “The Female Eunuch”, and one particular passage that kind of shocked me, at the time: “You’re not truly liberated until you’ve tasted yourself ...” I'm a lot more broadminded and open now but, sorry, not enough to discuss how I actually do taste.*gg*