The Perfect sub

[stancamden]

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)

As sub as a U-Boat

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.

Passport says I am female but i have a tiny little cock

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?

No

4) Is age important to you?

No

5) How old are you?

49

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?

Never did

7) Can I have my teeth back?

Why did you leave them in the toilet bowl? They may still be there.

8) Do you like to be spanked?

Yes - OTK panties down with people watching

9) What's your favourite implement?

The brain

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?

Not keen on rhubarb crumble - prefer apple

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?

Yes - have a large collection of panties - frillies, french knickers and directoire knickers are my favourites. Almost always wear a nightie at home.

12) Do you like to take off clothes?

Prefer to have them taken off

13) See Q6

14) Do you enjoy age play?

Would like to be made to wear a nappy or forced to dress as a little girl

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?

Definitely

16) What about blow jobs?

Definitely - giving and receiving

17) See Q7

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?

Very - do not enjoy having them tortured

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)

Clit is a good word to describe what i have between my legs.

Love cbt - was a model for a visiting Japanese Mistress in a BDSM Club in London. Loved the look in the eyes of the guys in the audience when the Mistress was smacking and whipping my privates.

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?

N/a

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?

Straos sound fun

22) OK. Now will you untie me?

Safeword

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?

Would you prefer a lift home?

[Psynymph]

"secretary" was my introduction into the world of s&m....i remember stumbling upon the movie at the video store...thinking the guy looked hot....never realizing what exactly the movie was about......i believe i broke my vibrator that night...:P

ooo oo my turn to answer the funny survey!!!!

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)

give me a command and see what happens

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.

uncertain.....bisexual female is the techinical term.....but gawd i love boobies!

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?

why yes, yes i do

4) Is age important to you?

very very important.....in fact life altering.....ok kidding....

5) How old are you?

i just turned 20!

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?

my past boyfriends....all marines.....all trained killers....yeah it was the uniforms

7) Can I have my teeth back?

oh i would NEVER do such a thing! and if i did i would expect some swift punishment

8) Do you like to be spanked?

very much so, the harder, the more intense the better......

9) What's your favourite implement?

Your voice

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?

rhubarb....hmmm i once made a rhubarb pie at work.....kinda like strawberry pie.....strawberry pie is waaay yummy!

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?

yes i love looking at my self in sexy clothes too....i'm hot that way

12) Do you like to take off clothes?

as much as possible

13) See Q6

did you miss the answer? shall i rinse and repeat?

14) Do you enjoy age play?

but Daddy i didn't mean too!!!

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?

what does punitive mean?

16) What about blow jobs?

apparently it's my specialty......and my fave thing to do....i'm a nympho like that

17) See Q7

again i would never do such a awful thing!


18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?

arent all nipples sensitive? hmmm i think i need to do some compare and contrast experiments....any volunteers??

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)

OOOOooo!! see answer for 18!!!

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?

yes very much so actually, the puss

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?

chains....metal....metal hurts....pain...pain is good

22) OK. Now will you untie me?

only if you promise to tie me up tighter.....

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?

no, in fact your taking me to breakfast...i need coffee

[Gr1m'sGirl]

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)

Yes, I am. :]

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither?

I am female.

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?

Yes, actually, I love it.

4) Is age important to you?

Mmm, as long as they're within 20 years of my age.

5) How old are you?

20.

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?

Rex Kwon Do.

7) Can I have my teeth back?

If you make me give them back.

8) Do you like to be spanked?

Why, yes, I do. How did you guess?

9) What's your favourite implement?

Well...

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?

Never tried, up for anything.

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?

Yes.

12) Do you like to take off clothes?

I'm a pro.

13) See Q6

Yes, sir.

14) Do you enjoy age play?

Yep.

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?

I might.

16) What about blow jobs?

If it pleases you, it pleases me.

17) See Q7

Yes, sir.

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?

Very.

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)

Sometimes too much..

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?

That depends. ;] Where?

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?

Whatever you prefer.

22) OK. Now will you untie me?

If you would like me to.

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?

Of course, sir.

[slave327-834-200]

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
Sub - My long cold grey exterior would indicate such, that and my amazing ability to go down for long periods of time....
2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
100% real woman
3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
Sorry, what was the question again, really hate questionaires
4) Is age important to you?
Its not how many miles are on the clock thats important it how she/he handles
5) How old are you?
28 years young
6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
Van Damme showed me everything I know
7) Can I have my teeth back?
Only if you promise to bite
8) Do you like to be spanked?
If i admit to liking it will it no longer be a punishment?
9) What's your favourite implement?
My Masters mind
10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
Why not, never used it before other than in chutneys and crumble and both of those were amazing - intersted to discover its other uses.
11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
Yes, any requests?
12) Do you like to take off clothes?
I like to be undressed and like to undress others
13) See Q6
Still there
14) Do you enjoy age play?
Never been there yet, will come back and answer this one when its happened!
15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
If i have been a naughty girl i must accept the consequence of my actions and i seem to be very naughty, somedays more so than others, for no reason at all!
16) What about blow jobs?
mmmmmmm, yummy
17) See Q7
Still there too
18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
Yes indeed
19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
I am proud to say that no matter how much rough play and punishment it might take some times there are days that the lightest of feather touches can make me purr
20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
Oh you have met him then, yes very big, sensitive - mmmm - in many ways.
21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
Ropes, red soft ropes
22) OK. Now will you untie me?
Do you promise to behave because the last time you made a bolt for the door and i dont want to have to bitch slap you again, but i will if i must!
23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
When your work here is done i will consider it

[SheepishJaina]

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
a sub what? If you're going to just throw prefixes at me, i'll not be able to properly answer...

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
f? well if you mean female, i suppose i am, but just throwing one letter at me here.. i mean, it could stand for friendly, freezing, flirty, *gets out her dictionary and decides not to list all the f words in it*

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
yes. They're fun.

4) Is age important to you?
no. ok i lied, no, unless you're so young that it's illegal, but thats just gross.

5) How old are you?
24 years, 4 months, and 2 weeks. (you want any more specific you'll have to ask my mother what time i was born)

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
i'm innocent, you have the wrong person, no kick boxing skills here.

7) Can I have my teeth back?
you would have to ask the person who took them.

8) Do you like to be spanked?
try me and find out for yourself.

9) What's your favourite implement?
implement for what though? i need specifics here..

my favorite implement for beating an egg is a fork
my favorite implement for painting is a paint brush
my favorite implement for writing is a gel pen

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
i don't have any views on rhubarb one way or the other, but my sheep find it a tastey snack.

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
only if sexy clothes are comfortable clothes. naked is more fun either way

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
take clothes off of where? getting a toddler undressed can be a nightmare, or do you want me to take my clothes off the floor? though taking clothes off my husband is fun..

13) See Q6
specifics again...

14) Do you enjoy age play?
only if you'll be my "daddy" and let me borrow your credit card.

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
come 'ere and let me show you..

16) What about blow jobs?
what about them? men seem to think they're the greatest thing ever.

17) See Q7
yep. you sunk my battleship

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
nope. hey put those clamps down, duh, they would be sensitive after that!

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
you know assuming makes an ass outta you... oh wait.. uhm.. the answer is sometimes.

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
i have a boyfriend? well don't tell my husband that!

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
for what purpose? this lack of specifics here Uncle_Ed...

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
i wasn't the one to tie you up, so no.

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
i might be able to if you'd said how much it was. guess you'll have to walk



Perhaps the only question should be: Do you have a sense of humour?
I should hope so, i certainly think so. my turn to pose a question, do you like my sense of humor? take your time, i'll tend to the sheep while you think about it.

[Captain Planet]

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
In my um.. job, I have to act rather Dom-ly, but once this costume comes off, I wouldn’t mind one of those eco-villains in a tight suit teaching ME a lesson… Oh no, I didn’t just say that outloud did I?!

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
A strong male.

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
I don’t mind taking a break from saving the planet to answer a few harmless questions here and there.

4) Is age important to you?
No one is too young or too old to become a planeteer!

5) How old are you?
I’ve been doing this a long time…

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
I was born with the ability!

7) Can I have my teeth back?
I would never steal your teeth, sir!

8) Do you like to be spanked?
I… Um…. Well I… I’ve never thought about it… honestly…

9) What's your favourite implement?
Oh dear… looking at what others have answered for this, I find myself wondering again what a nice guy like me is doing in a dive like this!

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
Ah, one of Earth’s most majestic plants…

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
I-I… I think my clothes are sexy!

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
Ah… *blushes*… after a long day’s work, yes…

13) See Q6
I see it, sir!

14) Do you enjoy age play?
I am sure I would if I tried it!

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
How else will those eco-villains learn?

16) What about blow jobs?
Blow on what? I can make a pretty mean gust of wind.

17) See Q7
I see it!

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
Around a certain man in a tight suit… they might be… I mean, what? No!

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
My…what?

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
Boyfriend? Ha! That’s a good one. Honestly, I don’t even like men! They’re libidinous, obnoxious, chauvinistic, more likely to pollute the planet, loot and plunder... and if that's not enough they're hairy, rough, muscular and endowed. No, I hate them.

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
Whatever gets the job done! A few of these are helpful when dealing with the eco-villains of the world…

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
Unless you have been looting and plundering, I wouldn’t have tied you in the first place!

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
Better, I’ll fly you to your destination myself! Hold on tightly now…

[littleme]

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
yes I am

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
female

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
Depends on what kind of questions...

4) Is age important to you?
not really

5) How old are you?
23

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
i took a crash course

7) Can I have my teeth back?
sure, um...where are they?

8) Do you like to be spanked?
surley you don't think a nice a girl like me gets spanked....

9) What's your favourite implement?
i can only choose one?

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
I don't like it, never have

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
i like to wear all clothes except ugly ones

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
do it ever evening before bed, can't sleep in jeans

13) See Q6
it hasn't changed

14) Do you enjoy age play?
why do you wonder? you can't be THAT old, can you?

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
*goes in search of a dictionary* just a second...

16) What about blow jobs?
i've blown stuff up and it was fun!

17) See Q7
that one hasn't changed either

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
I don't think so, they never cry at the movies....

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
see answer to #18

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
You tell me, you seem to have found him faster then I did

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
depends on what for

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
ok...

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
I untied you, can't you walk?

[Psynymph]

LOL at brattyone's questoinnaire....sorry i had to interupt....that was quite cute and funny brattyone

[SheepishJaina]

why thank you! *bows and falls over in the process*

[lily27]

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)

Yes. Not everyone believes it.

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.

*checks pants* lily is a girl.

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?

Very much. I like asking them too.

4) Is age important to you?

To a point. For friendship, not in the slightest. I do find it hard to submit to someone younger than me, and am a little creeped out if I am attracted to someone older than my dad.

5) How old are you?

26

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?

Kentville, Nova Scotia

7) Can I have my teeth back?

If you untie me first.

8) Do you like to be spanked?

Yes. But please don't tell.

9) What's your favourite implement?

Your hand.

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?

As a child I had to pick it from my grandparents' garden. Then as I treat I got to eat it raw with sugar. Yum.

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?

Yes.

12) Do you like to take off clothes?

Yes, but I can be shy.

13) See Q6

See? I have boxing gloves and everything.

14) Do you enjoy age play?

Not a whole lot.

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?

I didn't think I was supposed to enjoy that. I need to go talk to someone about this....

16) What about blow jobs?

*nods*

17) See Q7

*holds out cuffed hands*

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?

Oh yeah. I will get right to the edge from nipple stimulation alone.

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)

I think this question is redundant.

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?

Nah.

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?

I prefer scarves or rope. Anyone who has ever attempted to keep me in place prefers chains. And big heavy locks.

22) OK. Now will you untie me?

*smiles sweetly*

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?

Sure. There is some change on my dresser.

[His_pita]

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)

~Totally. Unless I'm PMSing then watch your back.

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.

~All woman with curves in all the right places.

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?

~Depends on the questions

4) Is age important to you?

~I like em legal. Seriously age is only a number. It's compatiabilty I look at.

5) How old are you?

~40 going on 6

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?

~Watching bad Jean Claude Van Damme movies

7) Can I have my teeth back?

~Finders keepers!

8) Do you like to be spanked?

~Ohhhhhhhhhhh yeah!!

9) What's your favourite implement?

~His hand, followed closely by the crop

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?

~Put in a pie shell with strawberries and lots of sugar I'm all for it.

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?

~Yes, I like to seethat look on his face when I put something sexy on.

12) Do you like to take off clothes?

~I like to undress him.

13) See Q6

~Stop being so nosy!

14) Do you enjoy age play?

~I am a little girl, so I guess I enjoy it to a point. I am potty trained however!!

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?

~No!! I'm a very good girl and never get in trouble.

16) What about blow jobs?

~What about them?

17) See Q7

~Give it a rest already

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?

~Yes and especially when he pulls and pinches on them.

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)

~She can be.

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?

~He is perfect and wonderful in every way.

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?

~I like the feel of rope the best.

22) OK. Now will you untie me?

~Do you promise to behave and forget about the teeth?

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?

~Walking is very good exercise.

[Uncle_Ed]

I have just re-read this thread.

I have got to say-you lot have written some achingly funny stuff!!!

Take a bow-all of you!

I'm just SO pleased I don't actually have to chose ONE of you! I could never have done it.

I thank you all for being my friends. *kisses all round*

[SheepishJaina]

*chuckles* I'd forgotten about this thread. Thanks for the bump Unc

[Desperadosong]

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
Yes, I am submissive.

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
Female, born & raised... but given to a bit of tomboyishness.

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
Usually, they get me thinking.

4) Is age important to you?
Not really, but prefer older men.

5) How old are you?
Old enough to know better, young enough to still try it.

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
Tae Bo... such a nice thing for a lady to learn.

7) Can I have my teeth back?
If you wanted to keep them, why'd you let me have them in the first place?

8) Do you like to be spanked?
OMG YES!!! errrr... I mean... whatever do you mean? *flutters lashes sweetly*

9) What's your favourite implement?
So many implements, so little time... I'd say wither my vibrator or a singletail...

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
Yes, when firm it feels great on a butt... and it also it makes great jam and pie.

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
Yes,

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
I'm shy, hate clothes, but LOVE flinging them to the wind.

13) See Q6
Is your hearing aid turned off again? *points to my last answer to that*

14) Do you enjoy age play?
Never could get into that... I don't want a "kid sized" spankin... I want the XXX rated version!

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
YESSSSSSS......

16) What about blow jobs?
Never had one, but considering other things I like, I probably would.

17) See Q7
Are you an Indian Giver?

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
Yes. They shiver at soft sounds and stand up to greet everything!

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
*giggles* by it's reactions to touch, and thoughts even... I'll just say..."sensative enough"

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
I don't think so...

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
Chain. Definatly Chain... heavy, unrelenting, cool chain... omg yesss... chain... why? do you have lots of chain??

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
Why would I do that? How about I call you a cab and the driver can untie it when I'm a safe distance away? lol

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
heh... If you let me leave the webcam on to watch the cabbie find you, I'll leave the fare.. lol... best money ever spent!

Ds

[mortsgirl]

1.) last time I checked.

2.) Female.

3.) Yep.

4.) No.... Yes... but No.

5.) 19.

6.)Well, thats a different story...

7.) Uh? kay, I don't get that one... and No,no you can't.

8.Yes!! I love being spanked!! *clears throat* I mean it's alright.

9.) I don't wanna say...

10.) Nah...

11.) Do thongs count?

12.) Me? Take my clothes off? why?... Did someone say something... I was drunk I'm sorry...* clears throat* Nope, never.

13.) You can't make me...

14.) Is that a trick question?

15.) No, really are you messing with me!?

16.) Yes!

17.) Are you talking to me?

18.) Actually, No.

19.) Yes.

20.) We just broke up... God! way to ruin the moment.

21.) For what? ( Rope)

22.) Who... Me?

23.) No... I need to buy some cheetos.

[Mishka]

What the hell. Looks fun.

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
Yes
2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
Female
3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
Sometimes
4) Is age important to you?
At times its very appropriate to know.
5) How old are you?
346)
Where did you learn kick boxing?
To steal another sub's witty answer: while moving.
7)Can I have my teeth back?
maybe
8) Do you like to be spanked?
Don't know. Let's try and see.
9)What's your favourite implement?
Willing to experiment.
10)Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
Yes. Sparingly. It can be too strong in certain dishes.
11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
Sometimes
12) Do you like to take off clothes?
Yes, especially untying ties.
13)See Q6
Interesting.
14)Do you enjoy age play?
Haven't tried yet.
15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
Depends. What did I do wrong?
16) What about blow jobs?
Giving them, definitely. Getting? Don't remember.
17) See Q7
Not as interesting as Q6.18)
Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
Yes, very.
19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
hm. not as such. maybe I'm doing something wrong. should remedy that.
20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
N/A
21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
Let's start with scarves and work up from there.
22) OK. Now will you untie me?
Maybe.
23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
I don't think I have any change.

Sense of humor is not a problem. Laughing at myself comes very easy.

[cookiecat]

1) Are you a sub?
sub in process

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
i always liked those codes in the library: m/f/f - but am f

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
stop shining that light in my eyes!

4) Is age important to you?
just maturity. age, no

5) How old are you?
an immature 45

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
the last meeting of the PDD

7) Can I have my teeth back?
i kinda like them hanging here off my nipple...

8) Do you like to be spanked?
ummm....well.....yes

9) What's your favourite implement?
his hand

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
i'm pro-rhubarb and i approve this message

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
i like to wear sexy things under my clothes....

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
i like him to take off my clothes

13) See Q6
can't answer, i'm busy kicking

14) Do you enjoy age play?
no

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
laughs...since i'm always so good, i can't answer. actually, if he thinks i deserve it, then i will enjoy it.

16) What about blow jobs?
[COLOR="green"]yes. YES. especially when a little hair pulling is involved/COLOR]

17) See Q7
am changing answer to Q9. this is my new favorite implement.

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
this is why you're not getting teeth back.

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive?
yes

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
he's particularly sensitive to my particularly sensitive clit

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
i'm currently fond of this thick, bright green rope

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
i kinda like you here, tied up with my green rope. wait - that sounds very "misery" like! pops ed's teeth back in, unties him....

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
....and gives him bus fare.

[miss duece]

ack lists! life just have too many lists... so i'll have to say...

the perfect sub is... from quiznos.

=x

[moptop]

Hell, Unc, it's an old thread resurrected, and I think, I'm bored, why not...

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
Well, usually. Except when I have a hankering for kick boxing

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
Absolutely, definitely f, all the time

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
Actually I love it, I fill in surveys on line or that come through the post, anything. So I just had to do this!

4) Is age important to you?
Only mine.

5) How old are you?
Ahem. Well, I've got bits that didn't used to be there. That's nuff said.

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
It just came natural. Male: annoy: me: heeeeeeyah!

7) Can I have my teeth back?
When?

8) Do you like to be spanked?
Oh, I'm not sure - shall we just check?

9) What's your favourite implement?
Just too broad a subject. Sadly, makes me think of gardening. In the which case, a trowel. Hmm. Trowel. Not a bad shape, actually...

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
I bow entirely to Q in its sports training use, and to Cariad for knowledge of its magical properties

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
If there's a good reason

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
Ah, there's the reason! only, I prefer them to be removed.

13) See Q6
Naked kick boxing. Definitely an interesting spectator sport.

14) Do you enjoy age play?
No.

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
But I'm a GOOD girl!

16) What about blow jobs?
Shorry, can'k kalk, gop by mouf full

17) See Q7
Not while you're still making love to my foot

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
Not sure - could you just try the pegs on them again to see?

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
No. Absolutely not. You can do what you like and it has no mmmphhh affect aahghghgh on me o o o o o at oooooooo yesyesyes all

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
As it happens, my boyfriend is a big lad; a very big lad, who works out a lot. Happily for you, he is generally enthusiastic about everything, especially if it has to do with doing things to me.

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
Rope and straps

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
But you are such useful target practice for my kick-boxing.

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
Well, OK, but I can't see the point, you can't reach it.

[poetic_justice]

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
Yes

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
Female

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
Yeppers, indeed its true.

4) Is age important to you?
Nope, not in the slightest

5) How old are you?
18

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
At school... I took my anger out on a desk *innocent smile*

7) Can I have my teeth back?
Depends... do you remember where you put them/lost them?

8) Do you like to be spanked?
Yes, very much so.

9) What's your favourite implement?
Thats a very general question... so many answers... wooden spoon. OH! Or a belt

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
Not particuarly, but I'd like to try it

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
Yes. Just to watch blokes drool.

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
Yes... but I'd much rather have them removed from my body.

13) See Q6
That poor desk... and the person that was sitting in front of it.

14) Do you enjoy age play?
I don't know what you mean *smiles, little halo hovering over head*

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
What? With this halo??

16) What about blow jobs?
I love to be on my knees *smiles*

17) See Q7
The memories seem to go when you get old *pats head*

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
Yes. Very. *covers nipples*

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
Not particuarly, no. I'm serious here.

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
Oh he is a big lad indeed... VERY BLOODY BIG. Hehe, sensitive in all the right places

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
Whatever takes your fancy *smiles*

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
Ohhhhhh... but you look so cute over there tied to the radiator *smiles sweetly*

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
Why do you want a bus fare? You're not going anywhere Mister

[Echoes]

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
sub is a good beginning
2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
female
3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
every breath is a question
4) Is age important to you?
good basis for counting?
5) How old are you?
I never learnt to count over 40
6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
trying to catch my kids
7) Can I have my teeth back?
you were wearing some?
8) Do you like to be spanked?
will wait til I have tried this but it has appeal (now had you asked flogging...)
9) What's your favourite implement?
pocket rocket
10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
wet or dry? is this like a wet noodle?
11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
the less the better
12) Do you like to take off clothes?
only if its toasty warm
13) See Q6
answered Q6
14) Do you enjoy age play?
am I old enough? never tried it
15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
goes and looks up punitive...
16) What about blow jobs?
breathes and exhales
17) See Q7
i thought they were mine
18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
breathes and exhales
19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
breathes and exhales
20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
who?
21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
do we have to choose?
22) OK. Now will you untie me?
I would not tie you *weg*
23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
no buses out here, but I have a car. You drive or me?

[Rhabbi]

Damn.

I started this all seriously.

Perhaps the only question should be: Do you have a sense of humour?

Please feel free to comment. (Moderators-please feel free to move or throw away)

Uncle Ed. Alone.

I think this thread is great, why is it hiding in the dusty basement?

[gagged_Louise]

Actually I posted "perfect submissive" in the Two Words thread yesterday, without knowing about this thread - and the subbie who replied asked "What, is there such a thing??"

[Rhabbi]

Actually I posted "perfect submissive" in the Two Words thread yesterday, without knowing about this thread - and the subbie who replied asked "What, is there such a thing??"

There sure is, she is bound and gagged, ready for he Master's pleasure, you can tell Willow I said so.

[ceegee{Benz}]

hm well i like these sorta things so why not eh!!


1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
Nope am slave

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
female last time i looked

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
yup

4) Is age important to you?
only my Master's

5) How old are you?
old enuff

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
just comes naturally

7) Can I have my teeth back?
nope i needed the cash so i gave them to the tooth fairy

8) Do you like to be spanked?
who doesnt

9) What's your favourite implement?
my Master...smirks

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
goes well with custard

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
yup

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
the rail...till i see the price tag then i put it back!!!

13) See Q6
see q6's answer

14) Do you enjoy age play?
ummmmmmmmmm

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
i prefer to recieve as and when is ness

16) What about blow jobs?
is that like blowing something up????

17) See Q7
see q7's answer...stas the same..shakes head

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
not telling

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
see above

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
always where i am concerned

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
chain

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
what for?

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
go busk for it!!

[Uncle_Ed]

Friends.

I have just looked back at this (again) and it has made me think.

I made it up when I was seeking "The One" and have had some quiet smiles at the briiliance of the responses...

BUT-

Over the months I have been around, I have heard it said many times that certain people in here are viewed as something "special" and unobtainable...me included.

This is just not true. I am a deeply flawed human who simply enjoys a laugh-and I am sure that many others who are seen as special are exactly like me.

My point? Chat or write to the person you like the look of-let them know. You are special yourself-that special one just doesn't realise it...yet.

Happy hunting. Happy being captured.

Ed.

[Arria]

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
To someone who´s worth it and can appreciate it.

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
f

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
Depends on by whom they are asked, and in which way.

4) Is age important to you?
In friendship no. I like maturity in people. For my partner, I like him to be older than myself. The biggest difference in a fling was 25 years (me 21, him 46). My husband is 8 years older than me, and I love him that way.

5) How old are you?
32. I know I don´t look it, but the next person who takes my son for my little brother, or who asks at the door of my place for my parents, will be shot without mercy.

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
Tae-Bo for a year.

7) Can I have my teeth back?
This teeth issue grosses me out.

8) Do you like to be spanked?
If it is hard and painful, yes. If it is without much pain, and the humiliation element is stronger, I absolutely hate it. (I have no idea why it makes me wet nevertheless. *cough*)

9) What's your favourite implement?
Hands. Eyes. Voice. A mind that is sicker than mine (in a good way).

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
I like it best raw and peeled, with no sugar. And I´d like to get that recipe from wingsofanangel.

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
Yes.

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
I prefer to have them taken off (I stole that sentence from someone before me because I liked it so much. lol)

13) See Q6
See A6

14) Do you enjoy age play?
Never tried.

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
If it includes pain, yes.

16) What about blow jobs?
Yes. Forcing me to my knees, grabbing my hair and pulling my head toward you is my idea of asking nicely for a BJ.

17) See Q7
See A7. I find it tiresome if I have to repeat myself.

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
Sometimes.

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
Only a person who has no clit would ever think up that question. lol

20) Big lad, your husband, is he particularly sensitive?
Go ask him... if you dare.

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
Leather cuffs if I want to fight them. For just being tied: Thick metal chains. They give me that adorable Medieval feeling, and... ok ok I´ll stop here.

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
I am not dominant. But if you got on my nerves so badly that I felt the need to tie you up, you would be gagged as well, and therefore not be able to ask this question at all.

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
Say pretty please and I´ll think about it.

[smilie]

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)

depends what kind of sub you are looking for?? sub sandwich?? submarine???
2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
My boobs must make me a woman right???
3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
all depends on who is doing the asking!!
4) Is age important to you?
welll depends i would hate to be with someone 20 years younger then me
5) How old are you?

i don't mind telling you i am 34
6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
uncle is a black belt he taught me everything i know
7) Can I have my teeth back?
and just where did you loose them that i would have them??
8) Do you like to be spanked?
mmmmmmmmmmmm
9) What's your favourite implement?
remote clit toy it makes shopping and car rides go really fast but it is hard to deal with on the moter cycle
10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
its great in jams and pies??
11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
when i have to wear clothes and i have to go out
12) Do you like to take off clothes?
as soon as i am home
13) See Q6
and i ask again just where are they???
14) Do you enjoy age play?
nooo I am no ones littel girl i am alll woman and want to be treated as such
15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
if i deserve it
16) What about blow jobs?
what about them??do i like them?? well i don't quite have the right parts for that and if i did Master might not like it
17) See Q7
yes i see it
18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
yes
19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
ohhh yes
20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
only when he wants to be
21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
silk ropes?? do they count?
22) OK. Now will you untie me?
I would hate to upset whom ever tied you down so i hate to say it but NOOO sorry
23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
can you use canadian money ??? it might only pay half the fare!

[pixie_dust]

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)

yep, sure am

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.

f

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?

if I find the person asking them to be interesting

4) Is age important to you?

not as much as maturity

5) How old are you?

between 30 and 40

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?

tessa tought me just last week

7) Can I have my teeth back?

but I like being nibbled there...

8) Do you like to be spanked?

doesn't every subbie?

9) What's your favourite implement?

1-hands 2-riding crops 3-floggers

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?

a few (but I'll only discuss those in private)

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?

mmmm....yep

12) Do you like to take off clothes?

for certain viewers *weg*

13) See Q6

C-cuesicks

14) Do you enjoy age play?

never tried it

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?

depends on who's giving it

16) What about blow jobs?

yum

17) See Q7

C-cuesev'n

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?

at the right moments they can be

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)

with the right attention, absolutely

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?

no bf

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?

straps... they're multi-functional

22) OK. Now will you untie me?

aww...are we done already?

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?

hehe...no clothes, no pockets! sorry!!

[John56{vg}]

Hey -- pssst--- don't tell anyone and don't tell her husband. But I think I am falling in love with Arria. I just might start fainting again.

A wonderful funny and great thread Ed!

And I do love all of you and enjoy reading your answers.

I am LMAO here.

John