I am sitting here at my computer on a day off. I browse through the site glancing at the various and varied topics that make up our community here. It occurs to me that we are all of us probably looking for something, or to be more specific, someone.

I think of my own situation. I enjoy a good laugh and love to flirt with the subs here. I like the chatroom and equally enjoy posting my efforts to share with others. I look enviously at those who have found an on-line partner, a feat that I have yet to master. I have some truly good friends here and hope that there is no-one who actually hates me! (some are getting close, though)

BUT, and it's a goody, is that enough? We all like to feel wanted by that one (or two) special person(s) There is the "personals" but, lets face it, the best way is for people to read stuff and chat-isn't it?

I don't know. But I wondered if I could contrive to produce a checklist to identify "The Perfect sub". If you are a sub then tough because I have zero interest in looking for the perfect Dom. And even if I did make such a tool it wouldn't point to me so what's the value in that?

So-here is my proposal. There follows a series of questions which have no right or wrong answer. It is by no means definitive but a guideline for you to leave, use, alter or whatever.

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
4) Is age important to you?
5) How old are you?
6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
7) Can I have my teeth back?
8) Do you like to be spanked?
9) What's your favourite implement?
10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
12) Do you like to take off clothes?
13) See Q6
14) Do you enjoy age play?
15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
16) What about blow jobs?
17) See Q7
18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
22) OK. Now will you untie me?
23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?


Damn.

I started this all seriously.

Perhaps the only question should be: Do you have a sense of humour?

Please feel free to comment. (Moderators-please feel free to move or throw away)

Uncle Ed. Alone.