1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)

Yes, I am. :]

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither?

I am female.

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?

Yes, actually, I love it.

4) Is age important to you?

Mmm, as long as they're within 20 years of my age.

5) How old are you?

20.

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?

Rex Kwon Do.

7) Can I have my teeth back?

If you make me give them back.

8) Do you like to be spanked?

Why, yes, I do. How did you guess?

9) What's your favourite implement?

Well...

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?

Never tried, up for anything.

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?

Yes.

12) Do you like to take off clothes?

I'm a pro.

13) See Q6

Yes, sir.

14) Do you enjoy age play?

Yep.

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?

I might.

16) What about blow jobs?

If it pleases you, it pleases me.

17) See Q7

Yes, sir.

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?

Very.

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)

Sometimes too much..

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?

That depends. ;] Where?

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?

Whatever you prefer.

22) OK. Now will you untie me?

If you would like me to.

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?

Of course, sir.