The Perfect sub

[SheepishJaina]

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
a sub what? If you're going to just throw prefixes at me, i'll not be able to properly answer...

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
f? well if you mean female, i suppose i am, but just throwing one letter at me here.. i mean, it could stand for friendly, freezing, flirty, *gets out her dictionary and decides not to list all the f words in it*

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
yes. They're fun.

4) Is age important to you?
no. ok i lied, no, unless you're so young that it's illegal, but thats just gross.

5) How old are you?
24 years, 4 months, and 2 weeks. (you want any more specific you'll have to ask my mother what time i was born)

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
i'm innocent, you have the wrong person, no kick boxing skills here.

7) Can I have my teeth back?
you would have to ask the person who took them.

8) Do you like to be spanked?
try me and find out for yourself.

9) What's your favourite implement?
implement for what though? i need specifics here..

my favorite implement for beating an egg is a fork
my favorite implement for painting is a paint brush
my favorite implement for writing is a gel pen

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
i don't have any views on rhubarb one way or the other, but my sheep find it a tastey snack.

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
only if sexy clothes are comfortable clothes. naked is more fun either way

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
take clothes off of where? getting a toddler undressed can be a nightmare, or do you want me to take my clothes off the floor? though taking clothes off my husband is fun..

13) See Q6
specifics again...

14) Do you enjoy age play?
only if you'll be my "daddy" and let me borrow your credit card.

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
come 'ere and let me show you..

16) What about blow jobs?
what about them? men seem to think they're the greatest thing ever.

17) See Q7
yep. you sunk my battleship

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
nope. hey put those clamps down, duh, they would be sensitive after that!

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
you know assuming makes an ass outta you... oh wait.. uhm.. the answer is sometimes.

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
i have a boyfriend? well don't tell my husband that!

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
for what purpose? this lack of specifics here Uncle_Ed...

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
i wasn't the one to tie you up, so no.

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
i might be able to if you'd said how much it was. guess you'll have to walk



Perhaps the only question should be: Do you have a sense of humour?
I should hope so, i certainly think so. my turn to pose a question, do you like my sense of humor? take your time, i'll tend to the sheep while you think about it.