1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
yes I am

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
female

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
Depends on what kind of questions...

4) Is age important to you?
not really

5) How old are you?
23

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
i took a crash course

7) Can I have my teeth back?
sure, um...where are they?

8) Do you like to be spanked?
surley you don't think a nice a girl like me gets spanked....

9) What's your favourite implement?
i can only choose one?

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
I don't like it, never have

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
i like to wear all clothes except ugly ones

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
do it ever evening before bed, can't sleep in jeans

13) See Q6
it hasn't changed

14) Do you enjoy age play?
why do you wonder? you can't be THAT old, can you?

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
*goes in search of a dictionary* just a second...

16) What about blow jobs?
i've blown stuff up and it was fun!

17) See Q7
that one hasn't changed either

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
I don't think so, they never cry at the movies....

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
see answer to #18

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
You tell me, you seem to have found him faster then I did

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
depends on what for

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
ok...

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
I untied you, can't you walk?