Sometimes tessa a really incorrigible student needs to be dragged out of the classroom sent to IM (with hairbrush in hand) and is given a few dozen swats to remind her exactly why she's here.
To write DAMN IT!
Don't make your next writing assignment a private report on exactly how painful a hairbrush can be.
If you don't own a hairbrush we could always double up a stiff leather belt for practice. Please do continue with your assignment and stop distracting the inst err other students.
Yours Mad & Lews