How I Put A Story Together

[anonymouse]

~cringes at mention of assignment~

Ms. Ruby, I'm afraid I have been procrastinating on my assignment and spending too much time fooling around in the forums I can multi-task in the forums -- but not so easily when I have to write. As soon as I get a good long break in work committments, I'll get onto it.

anonynaughtymouse

[Mad Lews]

In a stunning display of cliché self-taught bear expert, Timothy Treadwell, proved that, indeed, some days you eat the bear, some days the bear eats you.

On monday his body and the body of his girlfriend were found in Alaska's Katmai National Park and Preserve. Apparently, they were mauled to death by the same brown bears that he had declared as "harmless".

Following a drug overdose, and after several encounters with bears in Alaska, he decided to devote himself to the study of the large omnivorous animals and even established a non-profit bear-appreciating group called "Grizzly People".

He had spent several summers living alone with and videotaping Katmai bears. Such was his confidence around the bears that he had touched them and given them names. On one occassion he was even filmed crawling along the ground singing as he approached a sow and two cubs.

Apparently, the Bears had formed their own people-appreciating club. Their first meeting included live music followed by dinner.

Following the meeting, the bears reportedly said that Treadwell tasted sort of like chicken.

http://bastardpowered.com/more_darwin.htm

I repeat...do not feed the Mad Lews.

I do believe Mr Treadwell is a prime candidate for a Darwin award.
These prestigious prizes are awarded to individuals who have made enormous contributions to evolution by removing themselves from the gene pool
http://www.darwinawards.com/

[tessa]

I do believe Mr Treadwell is a prime candidate for a Darwin award.
These prestigious prizes are awarded to individuals who have made enormous contributions to evolution by removing themselves from the gene pool
http://www.darwinawards.com/

I was able to contribute to a conversation Saturday night because of your "Darwin Award" information, Mr. Mad. You helped me out when you didn't even know you were going to. You're that good.

~big hugs for the Mad one and strokes for Lews~

[Mad Lews]

Yikes!! ~quickly finds nearest chair and runs to sit on it, tugging my skirt down as far as it obviously just isn't meant to go~

Hehe? Umm...just kidding??

~has an idea and says in a so-sweet-it'll-make-you-sick voice ever~

Hey, Lews! Come on over here, you sexy beast. I don't have to be in Level Four to pet you all up, now do I? Come on! Come on over here and tessa will make you feel all frisky.

~keeps an eyes on Mad, hoping to distract him once again~

Sometimes tessa a really incorrigible student needs to be dragged out of the classroom sent to IM (with hairbrush in hand) and is given a few dozen swats to remind her exactly why she's here.

To write DAMN IT!

Don't make your next writing assignment a private report on exactly how painful a hairbrush can be.

If you don't own a hairbrush we could always double up a stiff leather belt for practice. Please do continue with your assignment and stop distracting the inst err other students.

Yours Mad & Lews

[tessa]

I am working on my assignment. It's taking some time as I need it to be what I need it to be.

Paddled with belts and hairbrushes? And you call me distracting?!

[Mad Lews]

I am working on my assignment. It's taking some time as I need it to be what I need it to be.

Paddled with belts and hairbrushes? And you call me distracting?!

I've found that sometimes a few well placed stripes will help focus a subs attention and allow her to concentrate on her tasks.
In any event I'd enjoy it
so concentrate now or be the focus later
Mad

[tessa]

In any event I'd enjoy it
so concentrate now or be the focus later
Mad

~walks to my desk and leans over it, my cleavage showing so obviously from the white see-through fabric of my too tight, too low-cut shirt...looking intently at my assignment, concentrating as instructed...not even taking the time to adjust my tiny school-girl skirt which has ridden way far up my cute lil' butt, showing cheekage and everything ('cause I'm ignorant on the subject of panties and all)...can't keep my hips from swaying a bit as I can still hear Ms. Ruby's too cool music~~

Focusing, Mr. Mad, focusing. Yes, Sir!

[anonymouse]

LOL @ "cheekage"

[Mad Lews]

~walks to my desk and leans over it, my cleavage showing so obviously from the white see-through fabric of my too tight, too low-cut shirt...looking intently at my assignment, concentrating as instructed...not even taking the time to adjust my tiny school-girl skirt which has ridden way far up my cute lil' butt, showing cheekage and everything ('cause I'm ignorant on the subject of panties and all)...can't keep my hips from swaying a bit as I can still hear Ms. Ruby's too cool music~~

Focusing, Mr. Mad, focusing. Yes, Sir!

~Walks up behind that cute little butt. Lews stands between her wide spread legs. He’s so close she can feel his body’s heat. He sighs in appreciation of the sight. Tessa shudders when she feels the touch of Lew’s hands on her waist. The movement makes it quite apparent to Lews that she’s not really concentrating. Lew’s raises her hips and in the process quite accidentally brushs against her, because he is standing so very close. His wandering hands brush tessa’s skirt up checking for any misplaced panties and feeling quite relieved that she has yet to discover this mysterious and utterly useless garment. Tessa’s bottom is now perfectly exposed and she wiggles it most seductively.

“Maybe you just need some encouragement dear. This should help you concentrate.” Mad says kindly.

He reluctantly steps back from between her legs and sees her straining to look back over her shoulder. It is quite obvious she’s only pretending to work on her assignment!

Mad takes up a position behind and to her left, gently stroking her swaying ass cheeks, while he offers constructive tips on focusing the mind. Tessa continues to squirm and twist trying to keep an eye on Mad and Lews. Her eyes widen most delightfully when she sees the ruler raised triumphantly over her cute buns. (sorry H_Dean you never should have set it down.)

Mad’s left hand presses down on the small of her back; helping to calm her. The right hand slowly guides the ruler up her inner thigh. Tessa shivers, completely forgetting the beat of the music as the ruler taps deliberately against a rather damp juncture between her legs. The firm steady tap of the ruler encourages her to raise her bottom a little higher. Tessa closes her eyes and turns her head back toward the desk, too late she decides to bury herself in her assignment. She whimpers as the stiff wood is pulled away, knowing it is once more raised high over her trembling cheeks.

“I’m sure a dozen will help immensely; aren’t you?” Mad inquires benevolently.

[tessa]

~frantically fans self~

Mr. Mad, it's a rare day that I'm left speechless. I just can't think when I'm this turned on.

Holy hell, I've GOT to go read that again!

Oh yeah, please pardon that wet spot.

[Mad Lews]

~frantically fans self~

Mr. Mad, it's a rare day that I'm left speechless. I just can't think when I'm this turned on.

Holy hell, I've GOT to go read that again!

Oh yeah, please pardon that wet spot.

Well I hope you've learned your lesson young lady.
I'd hate to have to go through this every day.
Mad

[tessa]

~rubs my fire-red bum a lil' bit...leans back over the desk to really and truly focus on my assignment...just can't help but wiggle a bit 'cause of the awesome music~

I'll be good girl from now on. A seriously good girl.

[Mad Lews]

~rubs my fire-red bum a lil' bit...leans back over the desk to really and truly focus on my assignment...just can't help but wiggle a bit 'cause of the awesome music~

I'll be good girl from now on. A seriously good girl.

When she's good she's great
butt when she's bad she's just awesome
Mad & Lews (agreeing for once).

[tessa]

~looks back over my shoulder and smiles...blows Mr. Mad and Lews~

[tessa]

OOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A kiss!!!! Blows them a KISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mad Lews]

I would ask all the good students to avert their eyes,

I would never encourage teasing the instructors (especially Mr Dean or worse yet Ruby) as some modicum of order will be maintained here.

Certain unnamed teasing little gurls are going to end up in detention if they don't learn a little R E S P E C T

I assure you good students these punishments will be administered with great reluctance and only for the betterment of teasing little (unnamed) sluts.

So please

DO NOT READ THE PREVIOUS SEVEN POSTS or even the next one.

Disobedience in this matter could result in corporal punishment at Ruby’s discretion and I suspect she may be in an agitated mood by now.

Just a (fair?) warning

Mad & Lews

[Mad Lews]

~looks back over my shoulder and smiles...blows Mr. Mad and Lews~

Hey tessa,
Didn't your Momma ever teach you it's not polite to type with your mouth full?
Don't make me get out the tennis racket.
Lews

OOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A kiss!!!! Blows them a KISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And I suppose that was an honest mistake?

sigh... some girls never learn.

I can hardly wait for you to finish your assignments so we can get our (instructional) clutches on you.

Of course Ruby might be reluctant to let you go now; I think she finds you quite entertaining. Maybe I could arrange a joint custody type thing. Mondays, Wednesdays and every other weekend you have to return to Level three for instruction and correction. I'd be there to watch, so you'd be in little real danger until you returned to level four.

I should warn you there is a Dean in level four and he makes Lews seem downright calm.

So get those damn assignments done girl I don't have the patience of Job

Keep juggling the fire sticks luv. I'm not sure that skirt is flame retardant so you may have to slip it off before entering level four.

your very own Mad

[tessa]

Hey tessa,
Didn't your Momma ever teach you it's not polite to type with your mouth full?

Yeah, Lews, she did. ~strokes him in just the right spot~ Too bad your Momma couldn't get that lesson across to you.

Don't make me get out the tennis racket.
Lews

Aww! Why not?!? Might be fun to play a few matches against you. Be fun to watch the drool fly around at least.

And I suppose that was an honest mistake?

Would I make any other kind??? ~innocent blink~

sigh... some girls never learn.

Very true, Mr. Mad. But some do. And oh, the things they learn!

I can hardly wait for you to finish your assignments so we can get our (instructional) clutches on you.

Make that "instructional teeth" and I'll finish those assignments up in no time.

Of course Ruby might be reluctant to let you go now; I think she finds you quite entertaining. Maybe I could arrange a joint custody type thing. Mondays, Wednesdays and every other weekend you have to return to Level three for instruction and correction. I'd be there to watch, so you'd be in little real danger until you returned to level four.

You do make me giggle.

I should warn you there is a Dean in level four and he makes Lews seem downright calm.

So get those damn assignments done girl I don't have the patience of Job

Do you realize how incredibly difficult is to write from the male perspective?? It takes some major effort to turn all those grunts and growls y'all make into actual readable prose. Get a language and maybe I'll have more to work with here.

Keep juggling the fire sticks luv. I'm not sure that skirt is flame retardant so you may have to slip it off before entering level four.

~checks label and sees that the skirt isn't at all retardant (to certain stains or fire)...slowly slides it down over my hips until it puddles down around my ankles...looks up at my very own Mad~
I got your fire stick. Rest assured I'll be juggling away.

Your most serious-minded of students-
tessa

[Rhabbi]

Lews, you see why I am running late with my assignment, how do you expect me to write when all this is going on everytime I cum through here?

[Mad Lews]

Lews, you see why I am running late with my assignment, how do you expect me to write when all this is going on everytime I cum through here?

Rhabbi,
I believe post #106 specifically warns you not to read this stuff. Deduct 50 words and don't look here again until you finish your assignment. (You were almost down to 1500 right? 1450 will be a cinch. ) and please bear in mind rule #3 just because you're my only vic..er student doesn't mean you can flaunt the rules.
Your beloved Leader
Mad Lews

[Mad Lews]

Do you realize how incredibly difficult is to write from the male perspective?? It takes some major effort to turn all those grunts and growls y'all make into actual readable prose. Get a language and maybe I'll have more to work with here.
tessa

tessa dear

I do want to be helpful here (and so does Lews)

I really don't see the problem. It's just a matter of empathy. I can write from the male perspective using nothing more than both index fingers. Some women claim they can appreciate the finer nuances of a masculine point of view only after several hours of sustained masturbation but I suspect that's a load of crap.

Still if all else fails.

Mad

[Ruby]

This thread has blossomed into a delightful example of roleplaying. Tessa needed inspiration and Mad Lews gets extra points for providing that much appreciated "ruler relief"! Tessa, of course, gets extra points for following the instructions on her note to "Be naughty and have fun!".

And students think this is such a hard level. Hmmmm.

Ladies who are attempting to write from the male perspective, read over Mad Lew's posts at least twice. Even though he isn't writing from first person, you can easily understand what our leading males - Mad and Lews - are doing and thinking.

Tessa, dear, I believe your skirt is on the floor. If you continue undressing, I'd be happy to bind your naked self to my chair so you can finish your assignment. Be warned you may have an audience with groping hands.

[Mad Lews]

And students think this is such a hard level. Hmmmm.

True Ruby,
but some of the instructors find 'it' kinda hard,
but that might just be a guy thing....
Go ahead and tie her down, I'll keep my hands off her; my tongue is an entirely different story, you'll have to discuss that with Lews.
(then we'll really see if she can concentrate)
Mad

[H Dean]

Do you realize how incredibly difficult is to write from the male perspective?? It takes some major effort to turn all those grunts and growls y'all make into actual readable prose. Get a language and maybe I'll have more to work with here. - Tessa

I have no difficulty writing from the male perspective. Mostly because I am male. When writing from the female perspective I think of something completley logical and sensible and then write the exact opposite.

Incidentally, it is not your job to write readable prose. We prefer cons...especially Lews. He is such a contrarian!

Please note that I wrote the above from the perspective of Mad, sitting under the desk making funny faces into a mirror and chatting with my penis. Also, you should note that my penis doesn't actually chat back. He is shunning me for abusing him.

[tessa]

~looks over at Ms. Ruby's bindings placed on the seat of the chair, glances over at Mad and Lews (aka "Tounge and Drool") then at the abusive H Dean...very slowly and carefully backs into the corner, settles myself down in the desk and becomes the model student, going back for a 15th read of Mr. Mad's example of the male perspective~

[H Dean]

I think Lews put crazy glue in that chair. I know that Mad put itching powder in it. They are such children.

[tessa]

I think Lews put crazy glue in that chair. I know that Mad put itching powder in it. They are such children.

Well, these rubber pants may be permanently attached to the chair now, but I'm thinking I can wriggle out of them and avoid the itching powder as well.

Now this chastitiy belt on the other hand...not sure what the hell I'm going to do about it. Mad had Lews swallow the key and this belt thingee is as foreign to me as those panty thingees.

Gonna have to go wander the Forums and see if anybody knows a way out of this contraption. It's putting a real kink (the bad kind) into my self-love addiction.

[Mad Lews]

Gonna have to go wander the Forums and see if anybody knows a way out of this contraption. It's putting a real kink (the bad kind) into my self-love addiction.

Who luvs ya baby? Would you like me(us) to give you a hand with that?
Mad
&
Lews

[tessa]

Who luvs ya baby? Would you like me(us) to give you a hand with that?
Mad
&
Lews

~grins and giggles and full body hugs~ Mr. Mad, Sir, you're so cute when you get all kinky-fied.

Lews? You need to watch that thing! You could put an eye out, waving that around like that!

But yeah, gotta key for this? ~shows you "this"~ It's a real bother. Chastity, in any form, is really not a good look for me.

And so I don't get tied naked to the desk, I have finished my assignment and am getting a bit of input on it, see if it needs any changes or anything.

Speaking of input, oh Mr. Ma-ad.............

tessa

[H Dean]

Where is that assignment? Show me the way and I shall hop over to it and rip it...offer constructive critisism and stuff.