The Perfect sub

[cadence]

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
Yes! Did you really have to ask?

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
I am female and feel pretty confident with that answer

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
If I didn't I wouldn't waste my valuable time answering these

4) Is age important to you?
Yes, when I am feeling bad about getting older I always know there is someone else around older than I.
For a partner though, I don't know why, but I prefer older. My b/f is 11 years my senior.

5) How old are you?
pushing forty, but don't feel it yet.

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
Self taught, kicking boys in the crotch in the schoolyard.
I still like to practice sometimes so I don't lose my technique.

7) Can I have my teeth back?
Yes when they are finished thier soak in the toilet....oh didn't I mention I like watersports?

8) Do you like to be spanked?
Silly question.....YES!!, but sadly I have never had the experience yet, self spankings don't count.

9) What's your favourite implement?
A willing participant

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
I used to eat tons of it raw when I was a kid. Now every time I hear or look at the word, my face scrunches up like when you eat a lemon. Ewww.....strong feelings of puckerness.

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
Yes

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
With my teeth (or yours) Yessssssss!!!!!!........oh wait I haven't tried that yet either, but working on it, I'll let you know if I like it or not when it happens.

13) See Q6
Sorry I haven't changed my mind, the answer is still the same.
And don't worry I can empathize on how difficult it is to think up soooo many interesting questions.

14) Do you enjoy age play?
Yes, when I don't get my way, I always enjoy throwing a good temper tantrum.

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
Ummm I don't know, how bad was my tantrum? I think I'll just pass and come back another time to answer.

16) What about blow jobs?
What about them?
Ohhh wait I have a story.... at night when I sleep I grind my teeth, which has affected my jaw. If I open it too wide and for too long, it locks. I guess it would be considered a plus as you wouldn't have to ever worry about using those donut mouth thingys, just lock the jaw and go for it baby................ I guess you would like an answer....yes they are fine especially when hair pulling is involved.

17) See Q7
Ooopps I flushed.

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
Yes especially when they are getting the living crap pinched out of them.

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
See Arria's answer, still giggling too much to answer it again

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
When I pinch his nipples? Yes!!
Other than that no he is not the overly sensitive squishy type.

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
All of them, but just like spanking, I have only done self bondage with ropes and scarves, I am still waiting for the real mccoy or when pigs fly.

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
Yes, but if you didn't want to listen to my answers, then you shouldn't have put yourself in that situation.


23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
Well I would but I want an ice cream, and with all this global warming and the fact that people are not getting enough exercise I think it's best that you walk.