1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
Nope, I'm just a slut.

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
*checks panties* Yep, I'm girl! (The pink lace might have given it away, huh?)

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
Only on alternate Tuesdays.

4) Is age important to you?
Yes. I don't play with children.

5) How old are you?
I'm preparing to celebrate the 5th anniversary of my 25th birthday this November.

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
Cardio kick-boxing, Tuesdays and Thursdays at 7 am

7) Can I have my teeth back?
Will you bite me if I give them back?

8) Do you like to be spanked?
Duh. Of course. Hard. Often.

9) What's your favourite implement?
a leather belt

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
Will you spank me with it?

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
As often as possible. Corsets and stockings....mmmmm

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
Yours or mine? Both?

13) See Q6
I also have 2 brothers, on whom I practice it if they get out of line.

14) Do you enjoy age play?
*giggles* Yes, Daddy.

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
Please? Pretty please? With whipped cream and a cherry on top?

16) What about blow jobs?
*nods vigorously* Uh-huh. Yes. Lots. Please.

17) See Q7
That bite mark better leave a bruise.

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
Is it cold in here, or is it just me?

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
If you click me, I will cum. *giggles*

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
Yeah. He bites. And spanks. I'm a bad, bad girl.

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
All of the above. Please?

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
Aww...come on, I can beg better than that....

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
Sure, but it probably won't do you much good all tied up like that. Nice ropework, by the way.

Damn.
I started this all seriously.
Perhaps the only question should be: Do you have a sense of humour?

Well, yeah. But nobody ever gets my jokes. I tried telling that one about the kangaroo toothpaste, but....*sighs*