All in good fun moptop; I bet you are fun. I too relish getting the guys wound up...and the rare, exceptional girl...there seem to be many exceptional women here.

I have already thought of three ways I could get you to shut up, your post makes me want to see those pretty lips around a gag. Then I would chain you to a laptop, moptop...

Wow, sorry if I am getting scary already, we just met.

I was looking at the story contest thread and got a little inspired to try to slam something out before the end of the month just for fun. I dare you to write one too. Take your mind off waiting for reviews, and there is the thrill of the deadline...

A big ego, or rather a good self image, is a trait most of my friends share.

A pinch of salt...that saying always gets me...I wonder where it came from.

Of course you're a glutton for punishment; you're a writer.

So, wanna do the story contest with me? Ready, set...