Insertion of Inanimate Objects

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although I haven't tried it, I'm told pouring water into a condom, freezing it, and then using the resultant ice-dildo is quite fun

I have tried an ice dildo and it is quite fun to use.
I have also tried popsicles, but they break easily.

[tessa]

Nope... the fresh vegies section. And be sure to peel it. (You can experiment by carving it into interesting shapes and sizes... )

Never had that thought. Now I have. Not sure if I'm gonna consider it punishment or reward just yet, though.

[Ozme52]

Never had that thought. Now I have. Not sure if I'm gonna consider it punishment or reward just yet, though.

Oh... ginger root in the anus... that's what they call 'figging'!!

[annie]

Oh... ginger root in the anus... that's what they call 'figging'!!

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM... definately!

[tessa]

Oh... ginger root in the anus... that's what they call 'figging'!!

I knew "figging". Just hadn't ever considered the idea of carving the veggies into interesting shapes.

~wanders off, wondering if a piece of ginger root carved in the shape of a hamster would be considered an animate or inanimate insertable~

[John56{vg}]

~wanders off, wondering if a piece of ginger root carved in the shape of a hamster would be considered an animate or inanimate insertable~

One of the many reasons I adore our Tessa. ~hugs and kisses~

John

[gagged_Louise]

*googles "ginger dildo" - gets 520 hits (one of them has Britney Spears in the page title!)*

[tessa]

One of the many reasons I adore our Tessa. ~hugs and kisses~

John

Wow. More than one reason?? I'm pretty shocked you could come up with even one.

You're a sweetie and you let me smile. ~hugs John right back~

About Britney Spears...last night on the awards show? Bless her head-shaving, Courtney Love and loser Fed-Ex are better parents heart. Talk about a train wreck. She should have really insisted that the producers of the show allow her new magician boyfriend to go ahead and make her disappear. A seriously sad situation all the way around.

Ok, back to thoughts of ice dildos and carved root veggies.

[violet girl{MM}]

Ask violet about frozen chocolate dildos and she will crack up with laughter (referring to a scene we did early on in the Cellar)

*ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!*

i was just reading that thread the other day, Lou!

Good times!

*shakes my head smiling as i walk out*

[gagged_Louise]

subbie talk:

-How did your night with those rockers turn out?
-It was just fabulous! Imagine it, long rides with Ginger Shaker, Jack Bruise and Eric Clampton. Flooded with cream all the time...mmm, man those guys knew what strings to bend...



*closs the slutty pun parlour for now*

[nk_lion]

One thing that someone else and I talked about once was the possibility of putting a small pager in a condom in the pussy. Whenever it's called, during random times of the day, it would start vibrating. Seems like an idea I'd like to explore later.

[tessa]

~waves up at NK~ Hi there! Nice seeing your mane around here.

Saw this on someone's blog and just had to share.

[gagged_Louise]

mmm, potato dildo! Boiling hot stuff...

[Logic1]

lmao tessa
great stuff

[rach]

LOL! that reminds me of a comedy series here. Blackadder. Bladrick and his strangely shaped veg!

[Logic1]

Blackadder aah
now where are my Blackadder dvds???

[ces3]

My little whore, yes its your master and I do enjoy inserting objects in your tight little vagina. Having you ride a beer bottle for me is quite arousing and I will watch every second so you know your master is pleased. Of course the anal is mine alone!!! You will obey me wont you my tasty little whore.

[sipgirl]

My little whore, yes its your master and I do enjoy inserting objects in your tight little vagina. Having you ride a beer bottle for me is quite arousing and I will watch every second so you know your master is pleased. Of course the anal is mine alone!!! You will obey me wont you my tasty little whore.

Mmmmmm see that is why I love him so..

[sipgirl]

Quick note to self....wouldnt the above post by Master be considered somewhat humiliating>>>Tying into the humiliation thread???Ohh yup must be...Im getting excited just reading it!

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My little whore, yes its your master and I do enjoy inserting objects in your tight little vagina. Having you ride a beer bottle for me is quite arousing and I will watch every second so you know your master is pleased. Of course the anal is mine alone!!! You will obey me wont you my tasty little whore.

Mmmmmm see that is why I love him so..

You are one very lucky girl!!

[Platonicus]

In a rape case here recently the girl had had a tv remote shoved up her ass (?!) It was not stated whether the gadget was functional afterwards...(and the two men on the bench were acquitted)

Yes, I'm sure that no jury would never believe that a man would voluntarily give up the remote even for that reason.

[jeanne]

Yes, I'm sure that no jury would never believe that a man would voluntarily give up the remote even for that reason.

OMG - that's too funny and too true!

[Warbaby1943]

Yes, I'm sure that no jury would never believe that a man would voluntarily give up the remote even for that reason.

I know I wouldn't. They are too complicated to program.

[newby]

just_annie: you've experienced an escrima stick too, huh? i recommend the handle of a tunfa (an ancient Japanese weapon)

[DrkRvn]

I was an inquisitive child.... knitting needle, hair brush, one of those sqiggle pens(end vibrates and makes your letters sqiggly - and you clit tingly). Ice , travel toothbrush case, turkey baster, plastic easter eggs, and various other toys that I had that were appropriately shaped.

[terrapin]

Remember to be careful with these things so you don't end up visiting me and my friends at the hospital.

[lenny]

I have used Carrots that i rub some lubricant on first. My Mistress places Sounds into my pee hole which i enjoy.