Insertion of Inanimate Objects

[sipgirl]

So heres the thing. He seems to very much enjoy the fact that he can put the handle of the riding crop in a certain delightfully dark place and use it to basically f*** me.
Today I was told to not get a shower until he was able to join me. I thought he was basically playing around and I went and got in the shower anyway. When I came out he had the youngest asleep the other 2 were off at school. He ambushed me in the hallway, drug me into the bathroom and proceeded to make it quite clear that he had been very serious. After numerous strikes with the crop he thought it would satisfy his disappointment to then use the handle of the crop in the above mentioned way.
I have to admit I very much enjoy it and havent quite figured out why yet. It seems that he enjoys it as well and has mentioned putting other things in certain dark places.
Im wondering how many others here have experienced the same thing and if you have what the inanimate object was? Where else could you share a story like this and not be looked at as if you were some filthy little whore???....hmmm wait I resemble that remark!!
Cant wait to hear others stories.....
Respectfully Yours...His Little Whore
(Apologies if I have offended anyone, after todays session Im feeling a bit fiesty)

[Ocean_Soul]

I'd like to see the following thread title as well:

Insertion of Animate Objects

hahaha

[princess_of_pain]

I'd like to see the following thread title as well:

Insertion of Animate Objects

hahaha

YIKES!

Personally, I'll stick with the inanimate thread.

[gagged_Louise]

Both myself and at least one other sub here have pushed a carrot up our asses, and totally without lube. Of our own free will.

[moptop]

It just seems to be natural - oh, look, there's a hole. Oh, look there's a thing that might go in the hole. Yeaaaah!

Courgettes - careful, I have discussed courgettes with US/Canadian friends, and the ones I'm talking about are of an obviously phallic size and shape. Well - the size does depend... Anyway. Courgettes, plural for I hope obvious reasons. Sitting slowly on a bottle. I am in France, so it was a wine bottle. To see how far it goes... and, frankly, anything else that he happens to think looks interesting at the time.

[Logic1]

carrots and cucumbers but that´s about as far s objects goes (xcept toys obviously).

[jeanne]

It just seems to be natural - oh, look, there's a hole. Oh, look there's a thing that might go in the hole. Yeaaaah!

OMG, I laughed when I read that! Is it really that simple for them? Why yes, I think it is!

[NightNurse]

fresh ginger was interesting....

[cadence]

It just seems to be natural - oh, look, there's a hole. Oh, look there's a thing that might go in the hole. Yeaaaah!

LMAO, that was too funny!

But then again I can't believe some of the things that I have tried, I haven't been brave enough to stick to many interesting things in my butt, with the exception of a lit candle ........

A lit candle, sometimes two.
The opposite end of a beer bottle, but I was a bit unsuccesful with that one.
Various Hot Peppers, cut open
The shower head, while it was running.
Two eggs, I didn't really have a great experience with that, because they weren't hard boiled and I was too afraid to move in case they broke. I was also afraid that I wouldn't be able to get them back out, but I managed.

[Rhabbi]

It just seems to be natural - oh, look, there's a hole. Oh, look there's a thing that might go in the hole. Yeaaaah!

When something has been said perfectly, why tamper?

[gagged_Louise]

fresh ginger was interesting....

*looks around the spice cupboard*

[sipgirl]

It just seems to be natural - oh, look, there's a hole. Oh, look there's a thing that might go in the hole. Yeaaaah!

LMAO!!!Umm yes I think that it does come natural to them.
He isnt as interested in inserting inanimate objects in the bum...he reserves that for himself, but that darn other hole....its seems to fascinate him!!Abother thing is it is a bit embarassing to me when he does it..especially since he is always right down there watching every nanosecond...so degradation may be a small part of it to!!
Ahh yes...what a topic!!

[margaret]

YIKES!

Personally, I'll stick with the inanimate thread.

Aren't penises animate?

I wouldn't find inserting an inanimate penis to be much fun at all

[Ocean_Soul]

Aren't penises animate?

I wouldn't find inserting an inanimate penis to be much fun at all

True. But I don’t think in an entire thread devoted to the insertion of animate objects “penis” would be the only one mentioned.

hehe

[ElectricBadger]

Hey sipgirl, thanks for bringing up the topic

First off, yeah, I think many of us have some sort of experience with things like that, especially vaginally (less so anally simply because less women tend to experiment with that/enjoy it).

As for objects I've used on my wife: candles/candlesticks, bottles (coke ones are nice, long neck, as are wine bottles), vegetables (for added humiliation fun, make her prep and eat them after), ice cubes (although I haven't tried it, I'm told pouring water into a condom, freezing it, and then using the resultant ice-dildo is quite fun), various other things with handles.

The main thing to limit yourself on is items that could break off inside of you; I knew a girl that tried to use frozen hot dogs and one broke off, resulting in a hospital visit.

[princess_of_pain]

Aren't penises animate?

I wouldn't find inserting an inanimate penis to be much fun at all

I suppose technically they're animate, but without the--oh what's the proper word...connection (?) to a human being (or battery pack) they're just lifeless stalks of flesh (or jelly, plastic, silicone, vegetable, etc.). I was too quick to narrow the definition of "animate;" apologies.

[gagged_Louise]

I suppose technically they're animate, but without the--oh what's the proper word...connection (?) to a human being (or battery pack) they're just lifeless stalks of flesh (or jelly, plastic, silicone, vegetable, etc.). I was too quick to narrow the definition of "animate;" apologies.

I believe "mounted on" could be the words you're looking for. And hey, I guess that's one reason most of us don't feel attracted to necrophilia.

[princess_of_pain]

And hey, I guess that's one reason most of us don't feel attracted to necrophilia.

At least not until rigor mortis sets in, right?

[gagged_Louise]

In a rape case here recently the girl had had a tv remote shoved up her ass (?!) It was not stated whether the gadget was functional afterwards...(and the two men on the bench were acquitted)

[princess_of_pain]

In a rape case here recently the girl had had a tv remote shoved up her ass (?!) It was not stated whether the gadget was functional afterwards...(and the two men on the bench were acquitted)

Jesus Christ! *Shakes head* It's a sick, sad word, ain't it?

[gagged_Louise]

Jesus Christ! *Shakes head* It's a sick, sad word, ain't it?

Yes it is - the court judged amazingly that the boys might not have understood that the girl was unwilling even though she was clearly fighting back and protesting (that case is up for appeal soon). What's even worse is that, within months, one of those dudes got into another violent late-nighter two-on-one, the girl filed for rape and claimed she had been drugged before they took advantage of her - but the case didn't even get to a trial. Both times around, the court received many angry e-mails and phone calls and it got very controversial.

[Logic1]

yeah I got very annoyed by that aswell Louise.
I mean the legal system is that you are innocent until proven guity and all and proving rape can be hard but shoving a remote up her ass and she was struggling and all the other stuff with the next...
Those guys should be in jail..
I simply cant fathom that they let them go both times.
Somehow I think that it only proves to those guys that they can do whatever they damnwell please..
not good for society in the long run and not to mention not good for the girls.

[rach]

I love ice cubes being inserted. They're a lot of fun

although I haven't tried it, I'm told pouring water into a condom, freezing it, and then using the resultant ice-dildo is quite fun), v

Ooh that does sound interesting! LOL

[gagged_Louise]

Ask violet about frozen chocolate dildos and she will crack up with laughter (referring to a scene we did early on in the Cellar)

[Jim]

i find that inserting the thongs slowly inside is very efrective and also the pulling them out slowly latter ..

[sassycat4him]

[QUOTE=moptop;458282]It just seems to be natural - oh, look, there's a hole. Oh, look there's a thing that might go in the hole. Yeaaaah!

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! too funny!!

I have had a 20 oz. bottle half way up in my twat. I wanted to be stretched and that's what he came up with. it hurt.

[gagged_Louise]

Legendary rock producer and songwriter Jack Nitzsche (who played a major part on some Stones albums) once assaulted the actress Carrie Snodgress at her home in LA. He pleaded guilty to rape but denied he had been pushing his revolver pipe inside her pussy. Quote Jack: "Bullshit! I wouldn't do that to a fine gun!"


Odd thing is, Snodgress and Nitzsche became friends after he had served his jail sentence (the story is from the Neil Young biography Shakey)

[Ozme52]

*looks around the spice cupboard*

Nope... the fresh vegies section. And be sure to peel it. (You can experiment by carving it into interesting shapes and sizes... )

Some love it... and it becomes a reward.
Some hate it... and it becomes a punishment.

[annie]

hmmmmmmmmmm... items inserted....

veggies... one of which was fed to hubby afterwards without his knowledge.
hairbrush handle
crop handle
candle stick
jello... don't ask!
ginger root... loved that!
marbles
magic marker
a large peppermint stick... of course!

and one end of an eschrema stick (which is a stick used for self defense in karate)

[Slade]

Let's see I've seen, door knobs, bed post, remotes, cell phones(with vibrator setting turned on), some controllers(again with rumble setting), combs with round handles, beer bottles or any bottle, can's etc.