Quote Originally Posted by snowflake View Post
Man Bragi.. you could run for gorvernment and win...!!!

You have the lets talk people around in circles til theya re totally confuse on the off topic lingo and then say one thing nice in the middle and one at the end to makes us all belive we are right.... hehehehehheeh

Or the talent of a Dom who wants you to count of each spanking and thank you for it .. but find other things to do and talk about so we lose track... giggle

Joking with ya hun...

But you are right there are some pretty good replies in this post.. and the point is being made you do have to be smart to be good at BDSM...

Writes down never let Bragi get you too count out your spanks .. you are sure to lose count..

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snow
I think I love you...

and don't you worry, if you lose count of the number of times My hand firmly lands on your sexy ass cheeks, I am a genius with figures...especially figures like 40DD-24-36 and 36-24-34 and and measuring by the mouthful and converting inches to centimeters (makes My 2" cock sound much bigger when I answer "a little over 5" to the "how big is your cock" question)...so I will be certain to keep an accurate count for each SMACK...it is a simple equation

total smacks = the number of heart beats per minute divided by the number erotic moans times the square root of the number of desperate whimpers divided by pi multiplied by the number of droplets of juice seeping from swollen wet pussy lips and trickling down the inner thighs...

so snowy, sit back...relax...and enjoy the ride...I got ya covered