ah yes, let the urban legends fly!
where shall i start? they no longer put fans that chop up dust in the hoses of vacuum cleaners because a mon mangled himself tring to get off.

a man and woman on their first date go to a romantic restraunt. she is completely flatered and decides to go under the table to blow him. unfortunately she is prone to seizures (not mentioning it of course) and has one. what's he supposed to do? his man hood is about to meat the jaws of death here, so he stabs her with a fork in the head. latter in teh E.R. they lay side by side she wakes up with a fork in her head and him staring at her holding his chrouch.

i also heard about the 15 year old boy whose brother in the navy told him that some Arabic guy he met over seas told him about the greatest way to get off. if you slide a narrow piece of any smothe, stiff material down your boner then its amazing. the brother writes back to his sibling. well one day this kid is kind of stoned and decides to try this. he looks around for something to use and breaks off a bead of dripping wax, rolling it smothe with the thumb and index finger of one hand and masturbating with the other, as he puffs on his joint. finally it is smothe enough, his dick is hard enough and he puts out his joint. he slides the wax down and continues rubbing his meat. finally he gets off and it is amazing. now to remove the wax. but its no longer there. its slid in all the way. well its only wax right? he'll just piss it out when it melts. 30 minutes till dinner. 3 hours later he is writhing in pain. when the x-rays come back there is a v shaped object in his bladder. its too big and oddly shaped to be a kidney stone. he has to tell his parents. they use the $10,000 in his college fund to pay for his operation and hospital stay.