S.R.I.'s: The "Sexual Related Injury."

[DowntownAmber]

Heh heh heh, glad to see the thread coming to life again!

I'm surprised more people don't have something (even minor) to share. Clearly, I am quite uncoordinated! *g* Nowhere near as funny as the black eye, but amusing nevertheless, was the elevator incident. J and I left a party at my place to go grab a few pizzas. The elevator ride from the top floor on down to the street is a ten story journey. Clearly more than enough time to squeeze in some kissing and heavy petting, right?! Well, we got into the elevator, the door closed, and J attempted to shove me against the wall. I say "attempted" because I lost my balance when He shoved, tripped backwards, bounced my head of the wall and fell on my ass.

Oh yes, I am JUST THAT SEXY...

Envy our love, forum readers... *cracks up into hysterical giggling*

[gemmy]

Oh yes, I am JUST THAT SEXY...

Envy our love, forum readers... *cracks up into hysterical giggling*

lmfao Amber - omg so funny damn!! *laughing so hard*

[sassy75]

Sex in cars/trucks/SUV is pretty fun but can lead to some nasty bruises. My tailbone gets pretty sore. The latest was actually pretty good. I was balancing on the edge of his 4 Runner and he was really getting into pounding me. Too bad he was also looking around to see if anyone was gonna come around the edge of the storage units we were occupying. The next thing I know I'm being pushed back and he's using the seat belts as leverage to really give it to me good. So much fun but I had a hard time sitting at work for 3 days due to the bruises on my back and back side.