well, there was the time a sudden rough thrust from my co-sexulator did bash my head into the wall behind the bed pretty hard. But that's pretty tame, and a habitual risk of anyone who does it doggy-style anyway. Now I'm always careful to get a pillow between head and wall/bedhead, though. Ouch.

Not exactly sex related, but a post-afterglow story. I'd decided to get up to take a pee, and found as i stood up that my foot had fallen asleep, causing me to lose my balance and fall. Onto the handle of the cane. Leaving a large bruise on my stomach. That one hurt and was a little difficult to explain.

Great thread!