Heh heh heh, glad to see the thread coming to life again!
I'm surprised more people don't have something (even minor) to share. Clearly, I am quite uncoordinated! *g* Nowhere near as funny as the black eye, but amusing nevertheless, was the elevator incident. J and I left a party at my place to go grab a few pizzas. The elevator ride from the top floor on down to the street is a ten story journey. Clearly more than enough time to squeeze in some kissing and heavy petting, right?! Well, we got into the elevator, the door closed, and J attempted to shove me against the wall. I say "attempted" because I lost my balance when He shoved, tripped backwards, bounced my head of the wall and fell on my ass.
Oh yes, I am JUST THAT SEXY...
Envy our love, forum readers... *cracks up into hysterical giggling*