Protocol?

[DowntownAmber]

Oh, you're such a lucky lucky gurl - give him a special 'grope' from me *winks* - have a wonderful time!! Can't wait to read that blog hehe

Well, I dunno if there will be groping, I mean, we'll only just have met and that would be so out of line!

[sidhewolf]

Awww, the girls are good guessers! Yup, the Wizard of Ahhhhhs (that just makes me giggle even to type it!) will be here on Wednesday! I'll keep an extensive and detailed blog...

Awesome opportunity Amber I realy enjoyed meeting and spending Time with Him .... though He surely could have stayed longer .

Enjoy and yes please do keep that log and share it hehehehehe.

Respectfully~SindheWolf

[sidhewolf]

hehehehehe Not Always....unless your Dom isn't ok with it <grins>. He certainly Looks gropeable <winks>.

Respectfully~SidheWolf

[gemmy]

Well, I dunno if there will be groping, I mean, we'll only just have met and that would be so out of line!

lmao Gorgeous - c'mon.......just one 'Greg' grope *giggles madly*

[DowntownAmber]

There's an Oz on my sofa right now. J and I are learning all his deep dark Domly secrets.



btw, is this the correct spelling for "karada?" *hehehe*

[Ozme52]

...talk about tying one on!

[gemmy]

...talk about tying one on!

*giggles madly* they do know how to do that well don't they? hehe

*waits Very impatiently for details please*

[DowntownAmber]

*giggles madly* they do know how to do that well don't they? hehe

*waits Very impatiently for details please*

I would type out an entire three page post o' details, but it's hard to type that much when you can only reach over and peck at the keys with your nose... *weg*

[gemmy]

*stands with hands on hips*

But you promised!!! :P

[DowntownAmber]

Okay, I was gonna kick Oz out on Thursday, then Friday, and well that turned into sometime Monday so I would flesh this thread out (so to speak) but my Wandering Wizard won't go away and it's taking a lot more time than one would suspect to keep him entertained. Damn Doms, you feed 'em and they just keep lingering around...

Anyway, stay tuned, the update is coming soon!

***In our next installment to the oft controversial but always amusing Protocol thread, we answer the question: "is it ever okay to refer to a Dom's motercycle as a 'scooter??'" to be followed by "ninety-seven things NEVER to say out loud about a Dom's motorcycle leathers." ***

[Alex Bragi]

***In our next installment to the oft controversial but always amusing Protocol thread, we answer the question: "is it ever okay to refer to a Dom's motercycle as a 'scooter??'" to be followed by "ninety-seven things NEVER to say out loud about a Dom's motorcycle leathers." ***

Cute!

[DowntownAmber]

Cute!

How did you know that's Number One on the list?? You've played this game before!

[claire]

Lol

[gemmy]

LMAO!!! I love it! Original as always hehe

Can't wait to hear the update installments

[Ozme52]

Patience girl!!

[gemmy]

Patience girl!!

*rolls over laughing*

Patience? huh? is that even a word in a subbie dictionary? hehehe geesh!

[DowntownAmber]

Alrighty then... Before Gemmy hurts herself by trying to contain the squealing glee that is her anticipation for this post, I'd better write something!

*ahem*

Oz's real name is Francis. His “motorcycle?” Sorry to disappoint folks, it’s a Vespa scooter and I think his “leathers” are actually Pleather. He’s kinda’ short, tells bad jokes, and couldn’t even get a collar on my dog… He stayed one night then ran off with J the very next day and the two of them were last seen heading west still fighting over who gets to use the flog on whom tonight.

*picks Gemmy up off the floor*

Sheesh, I’m kidding! I wouldn’t tell the entire internet the Wizard’s name, he rides a sweeeeeet and way bad ass bike, cows did indeed die to outfit him in an appropriately biker-esque fashion, he’s tall, he’s funny (well, save for the snail joke), and…um…okay…he never did get the collar on the dog but between he and J they managed to tie yours truly up in one rather impressive karada. (Over my clothes Gemmy, get your mind out of the gutter! )

Moving on…

I am going to return to the original title of this post: Protocol. *pauses as the mods brace themselves for the five page s***storm that's likely to erupt at the mere mention of the word* The Wandering Wizard (also known as "Oz" for all you newbies) made it into town just a touch earlier than he suspected last week - thus, I was still at the office doing all manner of very mundane office activities when he rang. Oz agreed to park himself somewhere downtown (yeah, I really do live downtown, it ain’t just a name) and wait out what was left of my work day. I suppose I could have left him alone with his thoughts and a cup of coffee, but in the interest of safety and proper Amber protocol, the infamous J-Go set off to greet and scope out the equally infamous Wizard of Ahhhhhhhs. As I was driving from the office to catch up with this Domly pair, a number of things crossed my mind, including but not limited to: “I wonder what happens when you put two Doms in a coffee shop together? Is this a good thing? A bad thing? Will I pull into the parking lot to find a Domly throw down taking place, posturing and chest thumping, or (even worse) the two of them plotting to tie me up and NOT flog me for not being able to convince Gemmy to blow another few hundred bucks on plane tickets to come see us??” *hehehe*

As it turns out, what I found was a pair of confidently open and entirely relaxed gentlemen getting to know each other under what most people would consider pretty freaky circumstances. I’ve rarely been as amused and I’ve rarely been as content with a new friendship as I was in that first hour the three of us sat together and talked. By later the same evening, it was decided Oz may as well just stay through the weekend. Many conversations, a couple bike rides, and many knot tying lessons later , we sent the Wandering Wizard on his way.

Truth be told, I think I’m gonna miss him just a little, but I have a sneaking suspicion we might see Oz through our neck of the woods again sometime. “Subbie Roundup” next July perhaps??

P.S. Yes, this really is what Oz looks like -->

P.S.S. Okay, okay - I have pictures of us... You'll note Oz's arm makes an appearance, as does my ass, thus answering the oft asked questions, "is that really DTA's ass in her avatar?" and "I wonder if that's really Oz's arm in his avatar?" *giggles madly and goes to bed*

[gemmy]

Alrighty then... Before Gemmy hurts herself by trying to contain the squealing glee that is her anticipation for this post, I'd better write something!

hehehe - about friggen time woman!!

*ahem*

Oz's real name is Francis. His “motorcycle?” Sorry to disappoint folks, it’s a Vespa scooter and I think his “leathers” are actually Pleather. He’s kinda’ short, tells bad jokes, and couldn’t even get a collar on my dog… He stayed one night then ran off with J the very next day and the two of them were last seen heading west still fighting over who gets to use the flog on whom tonight.

*picks Gemmy up off the floor* lmfao, omg too funny!

Sheesh, I’m kidding! I wouldn’t tell the entire internet the Wizard’s name, he rides a sweeeeeet and way bad ass bike, cows did indeed die to outfit him in an appropriately biker-esque fashion, he’s tall, he’s funny (well, save for the snail joke), and…um…okay…he never did get the collar on the dog but between he and J they managed to tie yours truly up in one rather impressive karada. (Over my clothes Gemmy, get your mind out of the gutter! )

What? What? I didn't think a single 'gutter' thought *bats eyes innocently*

Moving on…

I am going to return to the original title of this post: Protocol. *pauses as the mods brace themselves for the five page s***storm that's likely to erupt at the mere mention of the word* The Wandering Wizard (also known as "Oz" for all you newbies) made it into town just a touch earlier than he suspected last week - thus, I was still at the office doing all manner of very mundane office activities when he rang. Oz agreed to park himself somewhere downtown (yeah, I really do live downtown, it ain’t just a name) and wait out what was left of my work day. I suppose I could have left him alone with his thoughts and a cup of coffee, but in the interest of safety and proper Amber protocol, the infamous J-Go set off to greet and scope out the equally infamous Wizard of Ahhhhhhhs. As I was driving from the office to catch up with this Domly pair, a number of things crossed my mind, including but not limited to: “I wonder what happens when you put two Doms in a coffee shop together? Is this a good thing? A bad thing? Will I pull into the parking lot to find a Domly throw down taking place, posturing and chest thumping, or (even worse) the two of them plotting to tie me up and NOT flog me for not being able to convince Gemmy to blow another few hundred bucks on plane tickets to come see us??” *hehehe*

I'm sure it wouldn't have taken much save for the fact I have pneumonia atm lmao

As it turns out, what I found was a pair of confidently open and entirely relaxed gentlemen getting to know each other under what most people would consider pretty freaky circumstances. I’ve rarely been as amused and I’ve rarely been as content with a new friendship as I was in that first hour the three of us sat together and talked. By later the same evening, it was decided Oz may as well just stay through the weekend. Many conversations, a couple bike rides, and many knot tying lessons later , we sent the Wandering Wizard on his way.

Truth be told, I think I’m gonna miss him just a little, but I have a sneaking suspicion we might see Oz through our neck of the woods again sometime. “Subbie Roundup” next July perhaps??

0o0o0o0o Roundin Up Downtown Subs, I'm in!

P.S. Yes, this really is what Oz looks like -->

P.S.S. Okay, okay - I have pictures of us... You'll note Oz's arm makes an appearance, as does my ass, thus answering the oft asked questions, "is that really DTA's ass in her avatar?" and "I wonder if that's really Oz's arm in his avatar?" *giggles madly and goes to bed*

I can't wait to see the photos *nudges the mods*

Did I not just say that patience isn't in the subbie dictionary!! hehe

Awesome you all had a great time and I can't wait to come back Downtown myself

[Ozme52]

Oz's real name is Francis. His “motorcycle?” Sorry to disappoint folks, it’s a Vespa scooter and I think his “leathers” are actually Pleather. He’s kinda’ short, tells bad jokes, and couldn’t even get a collar on my dog… He stayed one night then ran off with J the very next day and the two of them were last seen heading west still fighting over who gets to use the flog on whom tonight.

Well, I was going to ponder just how to get justice for this journalistic travesty, that as they used to say before a duel, "I must have satisfaction..."

...and then J-Go was added to the libel. weg.

Well... someone will definitely be satisfied.

Maybe two someones.

I had a great time. Great people.

lmao... great thread.

[gemmy]

Well, I was going to ponder just how to get justice for this journalistic travesty, that as they used to say before a duel, "I must have satisfaction..."
...and then J-Go was added to the libel. weg.

Well... someone will definitely be satisfied.

Maybe two someones.

I had a great time. Great people.

lmao... great thread.

I'm sorely disappointed in your Domlyness at letting her completely slide on that one Oz *shakes head* tsk tsk

*runs and hides, giggling my butt off before Amber can find me* haha

[Ozme52]

I'm sorely disappointed in your Domlyness at letting her completely slide on that one Oz *shakes head* tsk tsk

*runs and hides, giggling my butt off before Amber can find me* haha

You'll note she recanted by the second paragraph, so all I need do is tease her a bit...

You on the other hand.... "disappointed?" Just remember that wizards have amazingly long memories.

[gemmy]

You'll note she recanted by the second paragraph, so all I need do is tease her a bit...

You on the other hand.... "disappointed?" Just remember that wizards have amazingly long memories.

Oh, you're no fun!! haha

Guess I'll just have to find other ways to distract that long memory of yours hehehe

[DowntownAmber]

*sneaks out of the room while Oz and Gemmy "debate" their next moves*

While those two are busy, let me get my pushpins out and prepare to mark another site on the map of the traveling Amber. In just under two weeks I will be heading to the Windy City for a little business/pleasure trip. It'll be a short visit, but I think I'll have time to sneak in coffee with another intrepid forum member. Between she and I, I think we've racked up (no pun intended) eight or nine r/l meetings between us. Perhaps pettobecaged and I should consider forming a little ambassador group to help out members wanting to go "real life." *hehehe*

Stay tuned as we debate the finer points of subbie on subbie protocol!

[thrall]

*sneaks out of the room while Oz and Gemmy "debate" their next moves*

While those two are busy, let me get my pushpins out and prepare to mark another site on the map of the traveling Amber. In just under two weeks I will be heading to the Windy City for a little business/pleasure trip. It'll be a short visit, but I think I'll have time to sneak in coffee with another intrepid forum member. Between she and I, I think we've racked up (no pun intended) eight or nine r/l meetings between us. Perhaps pettobecaged and I should consider forming a little ambassador group to help out members wanting to go "real life." *hehehe*

Stay tuned as we debate the finer points of subbie on subbie protocol!

lol......love the ambassador group

[gemmy]

http://www.bdsmlibrary.com/forums/sh...828#post680828

hehehe I thought I'd start a new thread to keep us organized

It will be fun to hear about yours and pet's rendezvous Amber hun xoxo

Are they Ever going to approve your photos *pouts*