My girlfriend's got these two huge scars on her chest from when I bit her four years ago, right after I filed my teeth. It was dark and I couldn't tell how deep I'd bit her, she ended up having to get them treated and shit, I still feel awful but she thinks it's the funniest thing.

On my end, I've accidently whacked my face off the wall multiple times while sitting on her, I've fallen clear off the bed before, and lit the side of my hair on fire once. I'm quite a clutz sometimes X_X

I've also had awkward cuts and scars to try and explain away, the worst of which were these massive, beautiful gouges that scarred up my back, I wasn't concerned at first (since no one but her sees em) until I realized that I was still in highschool, and I still had to go swimming. Yeah, that wasn't awkward in the least *sarcasmsarcasm*