Lol this thread is great!
I don't have an 'injury' per se, but I am awfully prone to nosebleeds for no good reason. So much so that my gorgeous boyfriend has started carrying tissues everywhere we go for me (since the incident in Woolworths pick 'n' mix section (if you see any red stains in the cherry sweets box - dont buy them!))
So we were in bed, he was doing his stuff, I have to admit it was getting pretty steamy, and just as I was about to climax I got a nosebleed and started choking on my own blood - which is never an attractive look!
So embarassed!