<<<poked bad enough in the eye once while switching between dicks during preliminaries of some double teaming action to have to stop when the fun was about to really begin and hold a cold pack over my eye

<<<slipped and broke a heel while going down some stairs holding a dildo inside me, which wrenched the object sharply to one side and hurt so bad i feared i broke my pussy but good, (no fun for a week after seeing my gyn the next day in fact) those of you who know me also know my gyn rather well lol,

<<<stupidly thought i could fit a dildo up my bottom after inserting an egg vibe (very bad idea, two minutes to put in, three hours to get out, allmost considered going to the ER, do not try this at home, egg vibes love to turn sideways when you push against them with a dildo apparently, idk what the hell i was thinking when i did that

<<and then there was the "swing", its a variation of the basket sex thingy, ive done both at one time or another and to be honest the swing was more fun, but anyways, allways make sure the dang thing is mounted in the cieling right, lol, or baby and her daddy will cum tumbeling down when you least expect or want it too, giggles, thankgoodness it was only bruises from that one, and he kept going which was fine by me,weg

i have more but i really dont wanna hog the thread lmao