*chuckles* this thread is too good... where to begin, where to begin... There's been numerous incidents of falling off furniture... beds, but none of those resulted in much injury beyond scrapes and bruises... a couple incidents of misjudged floggers that clipped myself in the thigh and left welts.. but some of the more impressive ones for sure...

First would have to be a bucking sub fracturing my nose with a back of the head, headbutt... no blood (I don't bleed easy), but several tears and a yelped "fuck"

second and perhaps the most painful, would be a wild ride of girl on top, wrists tied behind my head and me going deep and hard when... oops... a slip... and her first experience with anal and my first experience with a fully hard dick folding in two... we both shed some tears at that one

perhaps some of the funniest ones were bruises with no explaination... my one sub wasn't known to bruise that easily, but there were a few mornings we'd wake up, she'd get out of bed, and I'd look at her and ask "how the fuck did you get that bruise on your leg?" she'd look down and say "hmm... I dunno... wasn't there yesterday" and they'd be glorious purplish things the size of both my hands

oh... and "nipple gate" *shivers* when I was but a wee lad of about 17, I was fooling around with my girlfriend in bed, straddling her thighs and playfully pushing her down onto the bed.. we were nipping at eachothers necks and such, playing a little rough but not overly so... well... she lunged at me and snapped her teeth, expecting me to flinch back... I didn't as I don't tend to flinch... and her teeth came firmly together upon the hard part of my nipple, slicing 3/4 of the way through it and making for an impressively bloody mess. I won't lie... it hurt like a miserable bastard, felt similar to about 12 paper cuts in the webs of your fingers all at once. My eyes watered heavily, but I kept a straight face, albeit a clenched jaw, as blood coursed down my chest. She stared in horror for about 15 seconds before beginning to cry her eyes out and appologize over and over. I calmly got up, headed to the bathroom and started tending the wound, and her shot nerves as she followed me appologizing. Again... that one Hurt... Alot. My nipples are still hyper sensitive to this day..

and that's all I can think of right now