What an entertaining thread. Lets see we have a few...first...many moons ago when we were just kids we decided to get frisky in a field near a pond (ahh yes one of the nice things about living in the country) things were getting hot and heavy, he pushed me down slammed on top of me and we went at it...a few days later it wasnt so funny when he had to get cortisone shots because the poison ivy on his knees and palms of his hands was 4x's as bad as the poison ivy I had acquired on my ass. Second one night in the backseat of the car he had thrown my legs up over my head and was getting ready to go in for the kill, he came up under the blanket just as I was leaning forward smashed me in the nose with his forehead and broke my nose....that was a fun one to explain to the parents.
More recently on a rare ocassion that the kiddos were gone for the night we had a pretty heavy session in which he beat my ass quite badly with a very thick, very wide leather belt which in turn led me to whimper and squirm between each stroke and try to remain focused on counting each blow...it wasnt til later I realized the window was open and I am quite sure our neighbors heard it all.....oh well it was worth it LOL!