1) Are you a sub?

Yes. And I like subs, too. Ham and cheese with a little mayo on a soft roll is always nice. Or a good Italian.

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.

I believe the answer you're looking for here is: I'm a girl. There's little doubt about that. I have lots of purses and lots of pairs of shoes. And boobs.

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?

Yes, I do.

4) Is age important to you?

Mine or yours? Having just had a birthday, I'm a bit sensitive about mine.

5) How old are you?

Don't you know it's impolite to ask a lady her age? Of course, I'm not much of a lady. 38, which means I'm sadly no longer able to say, "I'm 37. I'm not old." (Points for the first person who knows that reference.)

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?

Watching John Cusack in "Say Anything. . . "

7) Can I have my teeth back?

Only if you promise not to lose them again.

8) Do you like to be spanked?

Sometimes.

9) What's your favourite implement?

For what?

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?

As long as you don't make me eat it, no.

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?

Yes, to some extent. I'm not into the whole latex skirt and leopard-print skin-tight spandex top thing, though. I'm a little more subtle.

12) Do you like to take off clothes?

Well, my husband complains that anytime we go out and I'm all dressed up, I take off my nylons (should I be wearing them) and shoes right away. So he would say 'yes.'

13) See Q6

It's a lovely question.

14) Do you enjoy age play?

What on earth is that?

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?

At times.

16) What about blow jobs?

Well, I've never had one, you see....

17) See Q7

You lost them again?!?

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?

Never having had another set, I couldn't really say.

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)

Sometimes.

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?

He can be.

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?

Scarves.

22) OK. Now will you untie me?

Sure.

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?

Only if you can pay in U.S. coins.