S.R.I.'s: The "Sexual Related Injury."

[snowflake]

I have a new one, yay! Well, more...ow.

So, my present squeeze has a very large and....eccentric cat. It has that annoying habit of hopping up on the bed at inopportune times to watch us. I think he just wants to join in, really. Anyway...

So my guy is doing fairly obscene things to me with a buttplug, and my mind is somewhere out beyond the rings of saturn, as it usually is at these moments. I should mention that I have a tendency to kick and twitch during this kind of play if not restrained. So as he does that thing he does where he just flicks the end and taps it against my prostate and my right leg kicks back, and of course, nails the kitty square in the face.

The cat falls off the bed, yowling. The cat leaps back onto the bed, still yowling. The cat sinks its teeth into my foot, adding some claws for good measure. Now it's my turn to yowl, and his turn to grab the cat, through it out, and call his ambulance officer friend around to take a look at my foot. Fun night.

giggles and purrs .. decides the foot needs more attention and pussy foots all over it through care and concern of course then ROTFLMAO..

good kitty is the words is it not..??

Sorry Sir but knowing it is ok i just had to add my two cents..

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kitten
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littleone