The Perfect sub

[Uncle_Ed]

I am sitting here at my computer on a day off. I browse through the site glancing at the various and varied topics that make up our community here. It occurs to me that we are all of us probably looking for something, or to be more specific, someone.

I think of my own situation. I enjoy a good laugh and love to flirt with the subs here. I like the chatroom and equally enjoy posting my efforts to share with others. I look enviously at those who have found an on-line partner, a feat that I have yet to master. I have some truly good friends here and hope that there is no-one who actually hates me! (some are getting close, though)

BUT, and it's a goody, is that enough? We all like to feel wanted by that one (or two) special person(s) There is the "personals" but, lets face it, the best way is for people to read stuff and chat-isn't it?

I don't know. But I wondered if I could contrive to produce a checklist to identify "The Perfect sub". If you are a sub then tough because I have zero interest in looking for the perfect Dom. And even if I did make such a tool it wouldn't point to me so what's the value in that?

So-here is my proposal. There follows a series of questions which have no right or wrong answer. It is by no means definitive but a guideline for you to leave, use, alter or whatever.

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
4) Is age important to you?
5) How old are you?
6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
7) Can I have my teeth back?
8) Do you like to be spanked?
9) What's your favourite implement?
10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
12) Do you like to take off clothes?
13) See Q6
14) Do you enjoy age play?
15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
16) What about blow jobs?
17) See Q7
18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
22) OK. Now will you untie me?
23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?


Damn.

I started this all seriously.

Perhaps the only question should be: Do you have a sense of humour?

Please feel free to comment. (Moderators-please feel free to move or throw away)

Uncle Ed. Alone.

[cynn]

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)

This one got me, had me thinking for ages. So I googled the word sub, (i feel such a failure) clarify which definition of the word "sub" for us please? ~grins~

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.

Ahha, an easy one, birth cert says female.

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?

Hate it. Never answer Q's or fill out forms or do things like this.

4) Is age important to you?

Yes, can't enjoy an immature wine.

5) How old are you?

Steady on now!

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?

Last house move. I got dead good n all ~puffs out ample chest all proud n shit~

7) Can I have my teeth back?

I'm not touching that one.

8) Do you like to be spanked?

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. ~she replied shyly~

9) What's your favourite implement?

Has to me mah rabbit vibe. Loveit love it love it.

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?

Depends where it's being inserted.

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?

What's this clothes thing you speak of?

12) Do you like to take off clothes?

See above.

13) See Q6

I did!

14) Do you enjoy age play?

Uh huh.

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?

Que?

16) What about blow jobs?

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS (i must combat my shyness)

17) See Q7

Still not touching that one.

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?

Yessum.

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)

Yessum.

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?

Who?

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?

I hate multiple choices ... the coldness of chains has that certain you know what against naked hot flesh ... ok ok i'll stop now.


22) OK. Now will you untie me?

Only if you beg nicely.

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?

I'm skint!


P.s Who wants perfection?

[Qmoq]

I don't often just reply to a post with LMAO, but I'll do it here.

LMAO!

Q xx

[Uncle_Ed]

cynn,

I'm concerned over your answer to Q10. Rhubarb clearly isn't for insertion. It's for striking; ie beating on the bottom with a rhubarb stick. A phrase penned, I believe, by Dylan Thomas.

[Warbaby1943]

I have some truly good friends here and hope that there is no-one who actually hates me! (some are getting close, though)

I started this all seriously.

I don't think anyone is even close ti hating you. Envious maybe of all your titles.

You mean you don't think you ended it seriously?

It was another good one Ed.

[mina]

Out of boredom I shall answer your little questionnaire here...

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
Sub sandwich

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
F for fruity. Or floja, which is “loose” in Spanish. Sorry, Spanish dictionary right next to me, I don’t know why either.

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
Obviously if I am answering these

4) Is age important to you?
Definitely not

5) How old are you?
Barely legal. Young enough to be your daughter or (perhaps) granddaughter.

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
Korea

7) Can I have my teeth back?
No. I believe they’re my teeth now.

8) Do you like to be spanked?
Only by someone with nice hands, that excludes your old man hands, sorry.
Just kidding, gangsta.

9) What's your favourite implement?
Hello Kitty vibrator. So cute!

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
Yes. Only on Wednesday and absolutely never on Friday.

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
I like to wear sexy men.

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
No, I always wear clothes, even in the shower.

13) See Q6
See answer for Q6

14) Do you enjoy age play?
Yes. But with our ages it’s more reality than play, sir.

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
Of course

16) What about blow jobs?
See Q69.

17) See Q7
See Spot run.

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
Very

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
Ohh yes

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
No, he beats up children.

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
Chain

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
Only if you say pweese

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
No, and I think that’s fair. (oh my god – genius right there.)

[maddie]

1) Are you a sub?

Yes. And I like subs, too. Ham and cheese with a little mayo on a soft roll is always nice. Or a good Italian.

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.

I believe the answer you're looking for here is: I'm a girl. There's little doubt about that. I have lots of purses and lots of pairs of shoes. And boobs.

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?

Yes, I do.

4) Is age important to you?

Mine or yours? Having just had a birthday, I'm a bit sensitive about mine.

5) How old are you?

Don't you know it's impolite to ask a lady her age? Of course, I'm not much of a lady. 38, which means I'm sadly no longer able to say, "I'm 37. I'm not old." (Points for the first person who knows that reference.)

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?

Watching John Cusack in "Say Anything. . . "

7) Can I have my teeth back?

Only if you promise not to lose them again.

8) Do you like to be spanked?

Sometimes.

9) What's your favourite implement?

For what?

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?

As long as you don't make me eat it, no.

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?

Yes, to some extent. I'm not into the whole latex skirt and leopard-print skin-tight spandex top thing, though. I'm a little more subtle.

12) Do you like to take off clothes?

Well, my husband complains that anytime we go out and I'm all dressed up, I take off my nylons (should I be wearing them) and shoes right away. So he would say 'yes.'

13) See Q6

It's a lovely question.

14) Do you enjoy age play?

What on earth is that?

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?

At times.

16) What about blow jobs?

Well, I've never had one, you see....

17) See Q7

You lost them again?!?

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?

Never having had another set, I couldn't really say.

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)

Sometimes.

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?

He can be.

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?

Scarves.

22) OK. Now will you untie me?

Sure.

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?

Only if you can pay in U.S. coins.

[wingsofanangel]

I am sick and bored out of my mind... might as well have some fun!

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)

yes, i am a submissive.

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.

100% female.... except for that back hair.... makes me look a lil monkey-mannish :P j/k

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?

Do you? Was this question really needed?

4) Is age important to you?

My motto: Men are like fine wine... they get better with age. I don't like guys younger than me. I prefer atleast 3-5 yrs older and up... way up.

5) How old are you?

twenty.

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?

Tai Bo.... seventh grade.

7) Can I have my teeth back?

If you promise to stop gumming me.

8) Do you like to be spanked?

Who doesn't? Spanking is wonnnnderful.

9) What's your favourite implement?

Snake bite kite -purr-

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?

Its compliments straberries well and I can make wicked pie with it

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?

When I actually wear clothes, yes.

12) Do you like to take off clothes?

I hate wearing them.. so yes.

13) See Q6

I suddenly went blind... can't see Q6!

14) Do you enjoy age play?

Uhm... Never done it.. but willing.

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?

Not sure what that is either.... I'd be willing to find out.

16) What about blow jobs?

Isn't that what my mouth was made for?

17) See Q7

again.. with the blind thing.

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?

HORRIBLY!!!!!!!!!!!!

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)

Ohhh yes. I love that lil nub.

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?

Tall and Skinny... passive.

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?

Rope and chain.

22) OK. Now will you untie me?

I'd never tie you up... not the dominant type.

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?

I'm broke.. but I have a car.. need a ride?



meh.. okay.. so I am not that funny... but this who thing was thanks for the fun!!

Anya

[cynn]

cynn,

I'm concerned over your answer to Q10. Rhubarb clearly isn't for insertion. It's for striking; ie beating on the bottom with a rhubarb stick. A phrase penned, I believe, by Dylan Thomas.

Damn I've been meeting the wrong men!

NEXT.

[Keaira2]

Im new here haha, i thought this might be a good intro

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)

I feel I'm submissive but wouldn't call my self a sub as such!

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.

Female

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?

Somewhat.

4) Is age important to you?

Not particually.

5) How old are you?

18

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?

N/a =p

7) Can I have my teeth back?

Are you that old?

8) Do you like to be spanked?

Favourite Hobby

9) What's your favourite implement?

A hand.

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?

Yes, I feel in a patch of rhubard that was infested by red ants once... that hurt. Quite a bit.

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?

Yes.

12) Do you like to take off clothes?

Somewhat.

13) See Q6

Still n/a =p

14) Do you enjoy age play?

Yes

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?

Give me a dictionary and then I will find out.

16) What about blow jobs?

I love giving them indeed I do.

17) See Q7

tehe

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?

aye.

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive?

i doubt its particularly sensitive, but its sensitive.

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?

hell yeah.

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?

Rope

22) OK. Now will you untie me?

Nah.

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?

Sure thing.


hmmm...

[Kadence]

1) Are you a sub?
Yes SIR!

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
F-Foxy lady.

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
I'm having the time of my life!

4) Is age important to you?
Seems to become more and more important with every year I clock up.

5) How old are you?
Twenty one and a sixth. Young to some, old to others.

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
I never learned kickboxing, but I took Karate for a while.
*chops out your teeth*

7) Can I have my teeth back?
Certainly. They're on the floor, right there.

8) Do you like to be spanked?
Nuh-uh.

9) What's your favourite implement?
The pen. For it is mighty!

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
Does anyone have any strong views on the use of rhubarb?

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
Sexy clothes like to wear me.

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
It makes me happy.

13) See Q6
No backtracking.

14) Do you enjoy age play?
Do I?

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
Not so much.

16) What about blow jobs?
*points to status*

17) See Q7
What, do you want *me* to pick them up for you?

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
They are, yes.

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive?
Ya-huh.

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
He's so sensitive he's afraid to exist in case he upsets me. I'm single, but not currently looking

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
Scarves!

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
You make a lot of demands, mister.

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
I will leave you half a bus fare. You can scrounge the rest yourself.

[cariad]

1) 5) How old are you?

Don't you know it's impolite to ask a lady her age? Of course, I'm not much of a lady. 38, which means I'm sadly no longer able to say, "I'm 37. I'm not old." (Points for the first person who knows that reference.)

Well, I can't just call you '(wo)man'.

[maddie]

Well, I can't just call you '(wo)man'.

*ding ding ding*

We have a winner!

[Uncle_Ed]

I did not mean this to be a search-just fooling around with some thoughts! I'm amazed at the replies-and gratified. Thanks to all.
I hoped that my ideas would be fooled around with. I prefer this thread, though. Some great answers!

[cariad]

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
A true subversive would never admit to it.


2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
My handbag weighs more than your pockets……what do you think?

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
Refuse to do so.

4) Is age important to you?
Absolutely – it determines how many spanks I get on my birthday.

5) How old are you?
Both young enough and old enough to keep you on your toes

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
At Diva’s anti-troll school

7) Can I have my teeth back?
No – have entered them for the Turner Prize

8) Do you like to be spanked?
Let me lie over your knee and I will think about it…..

9) What's your favourite implement?
My handbag – has never let me down yet. Oh – to be spanked with – rhubarb of course.

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
Much better hard than floppy.

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
To wear or not to wear; that is the question;
Whether it is sexier in your mind to creak
And sweat encased in outrageous creation,
Or to take arms against layers of frills
And by opposing end them?

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
Yes – have tried getting into the washing machine with them still on, but the view from the round window is so monotonous.

13) See Q6
Undertaking additional advanced training on the rears of Unregistered peoples

14) Do you enjoy age play?
Well like it take a while, but prefer not visibly age during the process.

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
All brattishness should be dealt with in a punitive manner.

16) What about blow jobs?
Sucking my thumb and thinking about that one.

17) See Q7
Sorry – failed to win the Turner, but have given them to Nikita; the bite was going out of hers.

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
Yes, they are attuned, and always alert for sounds of kittens or penguins in distress.

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
Yes – it came a little below my nipples in training, but works as part of a team with them.

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
Yes, have seen him cry over the condition he has had to leave some people in.

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
Well, let me try each one in turn. Now about question 15…..

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
Of course – can you remember where I put my keys?

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
Now then, let me think, I am sure I put my purse down next to my keys……….

[submissivewife]

I am sitting here at my computer on a day off. I browse through the site glancing at the various and varied topics that make up our community here. It occurs to me that we are all of us probably looking for something, or to be more specific, someone.

I think of my own situation. I enjoy a good laugh and love to flirt with the subs here. I like the chatroom and equally enjoy posting my efforts to share with others. I look enviously at those who have found an on-line partner, a feat that I have yet to master. I have some truly good friends here and hope that there is no-one who actually hates me! (some are getting close, though)

BUT, and it's a goody, is that enough? We all like to feel wanted by that one (or two) special person(s) There is the "personals" but, lets face it, the best way is for people to read stuff and chat-isn't it?

I don't know. But I wondered if I could contrive to produce a checklist to identify "The Perfect sub". If you are a sub then tough because I have zero interest in looking for the perfect Dom. And even if I did make such a tool it wouldn't point to me so what's the value in that?

So-here is my proposal. There follows a series of questions which have no right or wrong answer. It is by no means definitive but a guideline for you to leave, use, alter or whatever.

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
4) Is age important to you?
5) How old are you?
6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
7) Can I have my teeth back?
8) Do you like to be spanked?
9) What's your favourite implement?
10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
12) Do you like to take off clothes?
13) See Q6
14) Do you enjoy age play?
15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
16) What about blow jobs?
17) See Q7
18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
22) OK. Now will you untie me?
23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?


Damn.

I started this all seriously.

Perhaps the only question should be: Do you have a sense of humour?

Please feel free to comment. (Moderators-please feel free to move or throw away)

Uncle Ed. Alone.

Personally, I think this is going to be a great thread Ed. I have a question for you....Do you ever really take a day off? I mean....your always here

Good luck in your search Ed....

[Uncle_Ed]

Personally, I think this is going to be a great thread Ed. I have a question for you....Do you ever really take a day off? I mean....your always here

Good luck in your search Ed....

Do I take a day off? From here? Well-yes. I do work 4 days each week!
But come in evenings.

Search? It wasn't meant to be a search-only postulating a possible search engine!

[lilmisstami]

okay cant actualy quote u but lmao ed ur soo funny. u questions ahahah so funny im not going to answer any ok
love tami xx

[Dara]

okay cant actualy quote u but lmao ed ur soo funny. u questions ahahah so funny im not going to answer any ok
love tami xx

A tongue like that must give the answer to Q16...

[Uncle_Ed]

okay cant actualy quote u but lmao ed ur soo funny. u questions ahahah so funny im not going to answer any ok
love tami xx

Ah...Ok

BUT...

Here are your (postulated) answers:
Q1) tami-small t so yes
2) tami...female
3) No!
4)
5)
6) As a dancer-you can kick!
7) Probably not after Essex jokes
8) Probably yes after posting above
9) Strap!!! (i cheated a bit here)
10) Everyone likes rhubarb!
11) As a dancer probably yes
12) As a sweaty dancer probably yes
13) Dance school
14)
15) well-you read my crap!
16) well?
17) No
18)
19)
20) Ouch!
21) Strap
22) No
23) No

See! Easy!

[Jadetiger]

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
Depends on your definition of sub. ~grins

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
Female with an aggressive streak.

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
Depends on my mood, how the question is presented and the question.

4) Is age important to you?
Not really but I do prefer someone who has been taught common courtesy and manners.

5) How old are you?
46

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
Never learned kick boxing but I am really good with my knee.

7) Can I have my teeth back?
Of course.

8) Do you like to be spanked?
Difficult question. I have had moments where it was okay but I am sure with the right person it would be very pleasurable.

9) What's your favourite implement?
Personally my humming bird vibrator. On some one else my 12 inch long one inch wide leather crop. It can get to all the hard to reach places.

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
None. I have never played with it. chuckles

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
I prefer to be comfortable but if they happen to be sexy then it is a bonus.

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
Yes there are times I like to strip someone down but I find I enjoy watching them remove there clothes more arousing..

13) See Q6
lol

14) Do you enjoy age play?
I think I enjoy any type of play if it is with the right person.

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
No

16) What about blow jobs?
Love Cock. purrsssssss

17) See Q7
I gave them back all ready.

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
Yesssssssssssssss

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
No not really but it can be made sensitive.

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
No boyfriend but my sub id sensitive.

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
I like leather straps.

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
Okay but only if you insist.

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
I would drive you home.

[Widget]

1) Are you a sub?
Subversive yes …*looks around*

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain?
I’ll have to check my program…YUP

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
N/A

4) Is age important to you?
Is the wine fresh?

5) How old are you?
I’m only 29…*looks around some more*

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
Chuck Norris is my god

7) Can I have my teeth back?
Wfft teef

8) Do you like to be spanked?
If you can catch me….

9) What's your favourite implement?
Mocha Lattes

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
I have never heard of a more reprehensible plant in all my life.

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
Clothes?

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
See Q11

13) See Q6

14) Do you enjoy age play?
Pass the playdough

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
What someone took my lattes away 

16) What about blow jobs?
Huff and puff and ….

17) See Q7

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
They cry at sad movies

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
see 18

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
Been dating the purple rabbit for a while now. And ya he is a quitter that jerk.

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
Outerwear so confusing

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
Tell me where my lattes are first

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
We are on the bus silly

[Uncle_Ed]

May I say a huge thank you to all you wonderful girls who have replied here? You've given me hours of laughter!

After much soul-searching I've concluded that I was probably looking for someone...I'll admit to being intrigued by the thought of having one special person all to myself. However, I believe that I'm in the wrong place for that, as I'm no more a "Dom" as Blair is a good leader...

To explain, I get uneasy when I'm addressed as "sir" in the chatroom (usually because it heralds an all-out attack by the subs in there!)

I look upon you all as equals-as indeed do so many Doms and subs here. That, I firmly believe, is what makes our little community so great!

I've got a number of special friends here now-what more could I ask for?

Perhaps the thread should be re-named "The perfect friends"

*hugs and kisses to all who posted*

Ed.

[cariad]

An all out attack by subs Sir? Surely not


cariad

[Desperadosong]

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
4) Is age important to you?
5) How old are you?
6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
7) Can I have my teeth back?
8) Do you like to be spanked?
9) What's your favourite implement?
10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
12) Do you like to take off clothes?
13) See Q6
14) Do you enjoy age play?
15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
16) What about blow jobs?
17) See Q7
18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
22) OK. Now will you untie me?
23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?

1. Yes..... to a real Dominant
2. Female. heart, mind and soul.
3. yes, usually... I'm honest, but not an open book
4. only my own.
5. nice try
6. I have three brothers. need I say more?
7. I didn't take yer teeth, don't go for used teeth.
8. YES
9. either the singletail or the lips
10. yes. smack it first, can it later
11. yes, a lot... dontcha wish you were here to see?
12. yes, so long as they are not mine (in public)
13. see answer #6
14. NOT AT ALL.... even in R/L it sucks.... why does everyone keep telling me to grow up????????
15. I like cuffs....... does that count?
16. they are cool to watch or make brownie points with
17. of course.
18. YES
19. nods and blushes
20. my what??????????!??!?!?!??!?!
21. oh hell... chain of course... it's cold to start, warms to the touch and is unrelenting... what's not to love?
22. I'd have never tied you to start with...............
23. No, but I'd love to walk you home....

[lilmisstami]

Lol. that darn ed!
*puts string with eds teeth strung onto it around her neck. HA!

[kelly25]

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
I watched the Secretary once, and got a little turned on. Is that wrong?

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
I like to play in the mud with the boys. But when my car breaks down I cry. So I’m going with female.

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
I don’t have to do the things I don’t want to, and I’ve got more things that I do want to do than I can do.
- Dr Phil

4) Is age important to you?
Always

5) How old are you?
She was beautiful! She was young. She was innocent. She was the greatest piece of ass I ever had, and I've had'em all over the world

(points for that reference too)

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
I was a cook at Tai Kwan Do camp once. My baked beans were awful … my flying kicks however … I was the talk of the camp.

I also believe I’m Karate Kid. Wax goes on … wax goes off …

7) Can I have my teeth back?
We’ve been over this.

8) Do you like to be spanked?
My mother taught me to never spank a child. A grown woman on the other hand ..

9) What's your favourite implement?
Well, I’ve heard only positive things about rhubarb.

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
See?

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
Not really. I’m usually in my work clothes. The uniforms they make us wear at the hospital are awful. I think mine is too small. A bit difficult to move freely, and it sticks to my body something terrible. It’s hard to bend down you see. I asked matron for another, but she’s quite strict she is …


12) Do you like to take off clothes?
You’re moving a little fast aren’t you? We just met. In fact, you promised to take me to dinner. Why are you holding that wooden spoon? Are you cooking?

13) See Q6
When in Doubt , Star Trek.

14) Do you enjoy age play?
Você encontrou-se com meu gato?

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
Pronunciation: 'pyü-n&-tiv
Function: adjective
: inflicting, involving, or aiming at punishment —pu•ni•tive•ly adverb —pu•ni•tive•ness noun

16) What about blow jobs?
You did what now?

17) See Q7
It was you who wrote our High School English exams wasn’t it.

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
Ha. I’ll tell you a story. We were watching that movie ‘My Girl’ right. You know then end, when the kid gets stung by the bees. And everyone cries and girl goes crazy? Never met anyone who didn’t choke up a little at that scene. I mean COME ON, he was just a kid! Then when she tells his mum that her mum will look after him in heaven … tear jerking stuff there! I for one felt a definite tear well up in my eye…. I’m sorry, what?

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
Didn’t I just tell you my story?

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
He cried when England lost the world cup. Mention Ronaldo and he’ll beat you up.

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
All of the above?

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
See Answer 14.

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
What? You told me you’re rich. That’s why I’m here.

[Timberwolf]

"I watched the Secretary once, and got a little turned on. Is that wrong?"

Yes, I think you should be punished at once. Possibly repeatedly.

"When in Doubt , Star Trek."

Don't tease me that way.

[kelly25]

Don't tease me that way.

I am a graduate of Starfleet Academy. I know many things.

[postkdp]

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
Yes!
2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
Doesn't matter.
3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
Always.
4) Is age important to you?
No
5) How old are you?
23.
6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
Calgary!
7) Can I have my teeth back?
Sure!
8) Do you like to be spanked?
Of course!
9) What's your favourite implement?
Not really sure yet...
10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
If it happens, it happens for a reason
11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
I guess so!
12) Do you like to take off clothes?
Oh yea
13) See Q6
Calgary!
14) Do you enjoy age play?
Haven't tried!
15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
huh?
16) What about blow jobs?
Zang!
17) See Q7
Sure!
18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
Yup!
19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
I'm a dude, but I'd imagine it would be.
20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
If I had one I'd definitely let you know.
21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
Chain
22) OK. Now will you untie me?
If that's what you really want
23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
I always leave bus fare. It's just polite.