This could have happened anywhere, but it did actually happen as I was sweeping my honey off her feet preparatory to throwing her onto the bed and so on... except that instead I ended up crumpled on the bed screaming softly and trying not to throw up with the pain. Aescepulus only knows why - she's not THAT heavy - but I had ripped a tendon in my elbow. So instead of going to heaven we went to A&E, and it was months before I was up to doing anything interesting with that arm.